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#1 robzy

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:32 PM

2, one to change the lightbulb and 1 to hold the cock... I mean father... I mean ladder. Rob.

#2 jim_doki

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:33 PM

Ahhhh the Freudian Slip when you say one thing and mean your mother
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#3 rhodarius

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:34 PM

I do not get it. :(

#4 Kothos

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:40 PM

That's actually pretty decent...
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#5 tantryl

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:41 PM

I actually laughed out loud. I mean yeah, it was a pretentious little har har har kind of laugh and only lasted a moment, but still.
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#6 rhodarius

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:42 PM

I actually laughed out loud.

I mean yeah, it was a pretentious little har har har kind of laugh and only lasted a moment, but still.

So ALOL?

#7 hectorbustnuts

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:44 PM

I like it!

#8 Talbot Duckmanton

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:47 PM

A new high for Robzy!
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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:47 PM

eh.........
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#10 Barbies1ut

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:50 PM

Keep working on them. Just no need to share them tho.
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#11 tantryl

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:51 PM

I actually laughed out loud.

I mean yeah, it was a pretentious little har har har kind of laugh and only lasted a moment, but still.

So ALOL?

Nice.
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#12 Genisis X

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:59 PM

lol! -X
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#13 pappes

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:32 PM

bewbs oh no wait, thats turrets
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#14 tailgunner

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:35 PM

One of your best :D
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#15 @~thehung

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 10:24 PM

last night on Letterman, he told Dr Phil "My mother had me when I was twenty-six". eww.
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#16 Guy Smiley

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 10:58 PM

Ahhhh the Freudian Slip

when you say one thing and mean your mother

+1 rofl :D
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#17 colganaitor

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 12:14 AM

Aderr herr. Yet another fantastic Robzy production.
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#18 LordBug

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 01:33 AM

It's also a fairly good play on slang words. My little book of filth has one slang name for the penis as "crab ladder". And it's fairly regular for the younger generation to stand on their parents to reach their goals. Alright, I just wanted to bring attention to the term crab ladder. The other bit was just fluff. :D
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