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#1 Nich...

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:25 AM

The first one asks the bartender for something factual and relevant. The bartender looks a little confused, but before he can say anything, the second Atomican jumps in and says that he wants an even more factual and more relevant drink. More than a little perplexed, the bartender is about to ask what's going on, when the third Atomican pushes the other two away from the bar and says that he is the most factual and relevant Atomican, and he deserves the only really factual and relevant drink available because the other two wouldn't know factual and relevant if it bested them in a drinking competition with a Scots sailor. ...too soon? ; D
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#2 The Fuzz damn you!

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:27 AM

Please do not engage in personal attack on anonymised Atomicans.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:53 AM

Why am I not there?
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:55 AM

I need to pee
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:59 AM

Then the second Atomican hands the first one $50 and asks "How did you know he'd let you do that?" and he answers "I bet him $20 that I could take a piss and get it all in the glass on the back shelf". Then the third Atomican exclaims "So, where's that old lady with the sore tooth?"

#6 Chuck Norris(good actor

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:01 AM

I'm more confused than an emo kid deciding which way to point his fringe...
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#7 robzy

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:31 AM

...too soon? ; D

Not at all. A sincere bravo to you for being able to capture it so perfectly.

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#8 Virtuoso

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:51 AM

LOL. I understand there is no requirement for me to post a factual and relevant reply at this point :-)

Edited by Virtuoso, 17 April 2011 - 05:28 AM.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 08:03 AM

I drank loads of factual beer yesterday, which seemed pretty relevant and somewhat factual at the time..... tho' I'm not so sure how relevant this morning.....perhaps I should have another beer then it would make sense.... I hope
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 08:18 AM

To soon? What'd I miss?

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#11 TheManFromPOST

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 08:22 AM

Yer mother wears army boots!

#12 Lord Dread

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 08:46 AM

LOLZ subtle Nich... ... very subtle :P

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 12:05 PM

I'm more confused than an emo kid deciding which way to point his fringe...

Don't worry Chuck, all the hot air blowin' will decide which way your fringe will hang...

...probably straight down is my guess :D

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#14 ArcaneMagik

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 12:09 PM

Then Robzy walks in the bar, and hits his head. Am I doing it right?
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#15 Waltish

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 12:12 PM

Someone has been taking lessons from Robzy , Humour fail but have 10 try hard points {:)

Edited by Waltish, 17 April 2011 - 12:19 PM.

? After All This Time ?

 

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#16 Genisis X

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 01:17 PM

Then Robzy walks in the bar, and hits his head.

Am I doing it right?


No no, someone hits robzy on the head. Or tries to but badly miscalculates the length of the piece of wood he's using because he doesn't understand basic mathematical principles.

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#17 tantryl

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 01:20 PM

That was just a little turd of a joke. <.< >.>
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#18 ArcaneMagik

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 01:27 PM

Then Robzy walks in the bar, and hits his head.

Am I doing it right?


No no, someone hits robzy on the head. Or tries to but badly miscalculates the length of the piece of wood he's using because he doesn't understand basic mathematical principles.

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Robzy "walks into" a bar.
Is it possible for a DnD Cleric to be an agnostic? Come on, a pillar of fire raining down on your enemies is hardly proof of a divine being.

#19 Leonid

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 01:28 PM

Was the bartender an atheist or a theist? And what's his stance on nuclear power?
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 01:38 PM

I'm more confused than an emo kid deciding which way to point his fringe...


Haha! Brilliant! It was on here that I first encountered what an emo was, oh so many moons ago.

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Hey, is the OP in reference to the 'really have to say this' thread over at Feedback? I'm confused, too.
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