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#1 xxfifoxrgf

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 06:31 PM

Hello, Im bob, great forum...

#2 Chaos.Lady

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 06:47 PM

Bob, if you are a spammer - Fuck off. Given I'd bet my boobs you are - see above. If not - have a nice day.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 07:01 PM

Oh hi Bob. Loved you in Blackadder.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 07:02 PM

*puff puff* am I too late? I heard 'boobs'....

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#5 Betzie

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 07:05 PM

Hi Kate :)

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#6 TheFrunj

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 08:36 PM

Hello

Hi!

Welcome "Firefox is Really Great Fun" to the forum, read the FAQ and stick around :)
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Posted 13 January 2013 - 09:06 PM

Your boobs are safe Chaos, it just spammed the Windows forum.

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#8 Takoma

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 09:45 PM

No, that was me. Sorry about that. --edit-- Whoops, misread. I thought you said 'window into the spam forum', which is how I'd describe my monitor when I'm looking at the Green Room wolololololo

Edited by Takoma, 13 January 2013 - 09:48 PM.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 09:47 PM

Hello, Im bob, great forum... FOR ME TO POOP ON


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#10 Betzie

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 09:54 PM

Bob, it looks like you have hit the jackpot here. Post a follow up to your hello and claim Chaos's boobs as your prize or go take a shit in the windows forum. its all win!

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#11 eveln

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 10:13 PM

Hello Bob. Why bother spamming this place anyway ?

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#12 Chaos.Lady

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 10:14 PM

I knew my boobs would bring 'em running... :D

In the light universe I have been darkness. Perhaps in the dark zone I can be light...
 
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Never to tell
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Of the Angel in Hell.


#13 Master_Scythe

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 10:31 PM

I am rather fond of boobs.

Wherever you go in life, watch out for Scythe, the tackling IT support guy.

"I don't care what race you are, not one f*cking bit, if you want to be seen as a good people, you go in there and you f*ck up the people who (unofficially) represent you in a negative light!"


#14 Betzie

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 10:36 PM

I am rather fond of boobs.



Boobs of wrath are even more intriguing...

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 10:45 PM

I am rather fond of boobs.



Boobs of wrath are even more intriguing...


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#16 Master_Scythe

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 11:02 PM

i didnt say boobies, or tits. Ive learnt my lesson online :P Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.

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#17 SceptreCore

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 11:47 PM

I knew my boobs would bring 'em running... :D

Apparently the concept isn't new


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#18 Chaos.Lady

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 11:56 PM

Ohhhhhh... boobs of wrath! I'm SO there!

In the light universe I have been darkness. Perhaps in the dark zone I can be light...
 
Take the boat, promise me 
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#19 Betzie

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 12:21 AM

Ohhhhhh... boobs of wrath!


I'm SO there!



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Edited by Betzie, 14 January 2013 - 12:21 AM.

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#20 i_am_banned2

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 12:33 AM

Hello,

Hi. I particularly enjoyed your use of the comma here. It lends a gentle, flowing tone to the piece and gives me a warm feeling in my heart. While "hello" is a typical greeting it still carries a hint of formality and respect and for that, you have my gratitude.

Im

After laying such a solid foundation, you've now started to skimp on the structural materials. Referencing yourself so early in the introduction can raise alarm bells amongst the more sensitive readers, and the tragic misstep of missing punctuation is a recipe for a cake quite unfit for sanitary mouths.

bob,

May I call you Robert? Robert, you've briskly slid into an intimate familiarity which I find unsettling rather than refreshing. The unwritten rule is to avoid nicknames until the 3rd paragraph, at the very least. I do believe your heart is in the right place, but let's take our journey together at a respectable pace. You're leaving precious little room for our budding friendship to blossom.

great

An interesting choice of word here. "Great" carries a volatile ambiguity and relies on strict contextual references for any clear meaning to be inferred. In ancient times, nations burned for the misuse of this word. I'd advise "great" caution here, Robert.

forum...

I suspect you lost interest sometime during the typing of this word. That's fine. We're not here to judge you, and we certainly appreciate any form of attention from the outside world.

Welcome aboard, Robert. It has been a pleasure.




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