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#5921 Jeruselem

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Posted 22 February 2018 - 12:49 PM

 

 

d'ya think george christensen is so keen on barnacle's form because he'd really, really like a staffer to jump him too ?

he has been trying to trim down, so maybe you be onto something. But fucksake Barny is no bloody specimen of human perfection either ... o_0

 

 

they reported he went to asia for a stomach job, but maybe he was hoping to get some attention to his head while he was there

 

 

He can't afford the same operation in Australia?


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Posted 22 February 2018 - 12:55 PM

he can't get head here


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Posted 22 February 2018 - 01:20 PM

he can't get head here

 

Oh yes, private health insurance doesn't cover that LOL


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Posted 23 February 2018 - 01:21 PM

Deputy PM Barney resigns. Took him long enough to work out ...


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Posted 23 February 2018 - 02:07 PM

Turncoat wants Australian super funds to invest our super into fixing ... American infrastucture. What about fixing ours first?
 
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Posted 23 February 2018 - 04:14 PM

eulogy for a barnacle

 

can I say here, right at the start
it's never about me
move on, move on, says barnacle
there's nothing here to see
 
that pregnant woman in my bed
is not my partner at all
the jobs she gets are women's business
my input was small
 
the flat, my flat, where she might stay
was just a good mate's kindness
I don't see impropriety
( I have selective blindness )
 
the nights I spent in canberra
was working with me mob
I swear, as an australian
that I was on the job
 
and since the press just won't relent
incessant accusation
with no remorse but much regret
resigned to resignation
 
and in the house, a wether bored
knackered from the censures
sits chewing cud near tony abbott
in the far queued benches

Edited by scruffy1, 23 February 2018 - 04:14 PM.

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Posted 23 February 2018 - 07:01 PM

 

Turncoat wants Australian super funds to invest our super into fixing ... American infrastucture. What about fixing ours first?
 
https://www.bloomber...-from-australia

What's wrong with investing overseas? Diversity etc.

 

Yeah I know this isn't addressed to me, but well that never stopped me before :P

 

If Turnbull wants to invest his own pennies in the USA or anywhere that's his bizness.  Surely money from Aus's public purse could be very well invested here at home . And would definitely be far more appreciated here than by those in the US, me thinks.

... just sayin'


 

eulogy for a barnacle

 

 

lol. so he's out. maybe now he can give the proper focus to his families.


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Posted 24 February 2018 - 05:24 PM

iView gave me the Friday night 7.30Reort on Barny. The journo tried so very hard to get his party colleagues to rubbish Barny, but they were mostly pretty diplomatic in response.

She even tried to make a ' thing ' about Barny ringing Cormann instead of Turnbull ;) cos apparently Turnbull heard the news via a journo and not his designated deputy, lol. That to me

says more about the Libs in Gov. than Barnarby Joyce. Do Barny and Tones like each other ?


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Posted 24 February 2018 - 06:16 PM

mathias probably didn't want to annoy malcolm while he was talking with other adults in charge - sorta like not butting in on your parent's when they were entertaining guests

 

barnacle and toned abs will have a chance to buddy up in the far queued benches, as per my poem... if they bother to show up

 

 

my somewhat cynical view is that the shit hitting the fan finally for barnacle was neatly timed (noting that the sexual harassment allegation was made to the nationals privately) so that malcolm wouldn't be around to pontificate on his departure, so it was convenient to neuter the ram when his balls wouldn't get fed to the dog, being that castration is embarrassing enough without spoiling the other animals on the farm... apologies to george orwell

 

 

bye, barnacle, don't let the barn door hit you on the way out to the back paddock


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Posted 24 February 2018 - 07:13 PM

https://www.theguard...imless-liberals

 

Barney still has some loyal supporters ...


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Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:36 PM

mathias probably didn't want to annoy malcolm while he was talking with other adults in charge - sorta like not butting in on your parent's when they were entertaining guests

 

Yeahhh ... nope :)

my cynical side says Cormann likely didn't want to give the PM a heads-up, cos well that might make him ( Turnbull ) look a bit like a PM interested in how his Governing body is performing in his absence 


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Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:48 PM

http://www.smh.com.a...224-h0wkzp.html

 

Looks like the US are naming a ship of theirs ... the USS Canberra.


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Posted 25 February 2018 - 09:36 AM

There was one in the past, launched 1943 and served until 1970.  First US ship named after a foreign ship and capital (HMAS Canberra had sunk in 1942)

 

Reuse of names is pretty common.  We're now on the 3rd HMAS Canberra and 3rd Melbourne.



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Posted 25 February 2018 - 10:19 AM

I guess we won't get a HMAS Barnaby McBarnabyFace


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Posted 25 February 2018 - 10:48 AM

I guess we won't get a HMAS Barnaby McBarnabyFace


HMAS Barnaby... That would hae to be a destroyer.

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Posted 25 February 2018 - 11:55 AM

it would be a submarine... probably built in adelaide by his good friend christopher pyne personally

 

bottom dwelling suits barnacle


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Posted 25 February 2018 - 12:56 PM

http://www.abc.net.a...hooting/9482536

The link shows the late teenage aged students ( soon to be voters and future politicians perhaps ) standing up and making noise to boycott businesses that accept NRA funds.


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Posted 25 February 2018 - 01:38 PM

Why should NRA members get discounts anyway? We got guns, we're "special"?


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Posted 26 February 2018 - 09:24 AM

https://www.theguard...-highest-bidder

 

God, LNP are selling everything not bolted down here.


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Posted 26 February 2018 - 04:50 PM

http://www.abc.net.a...sacking/9486366

 

Government staffers are now openly mocking their own bosses.


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