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#1 robzy

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 11:32 AM

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna.
 
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#2 eveln

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 07:49 PM

What's the diff ? welllll, the tuna is natural ... so far


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#3 JediKnight

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 08:02 PM

The joke is ....

 

You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna fish. I just said that for the halibut. Oh cod, I must be herring things. 

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#4 Rybags

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 08:49 PM

This joke, the piano and the tuna are all B-flat.



#5 aliali

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Posted 08 April 2018 - 09:54 AM

What's the difference between a beet and a root?

You can root a beet but you can't beat a root.


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Posted 08 April 2018 - 07:33 PM

Hisashiburi, Rob.

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Edited by komuso, 08 April 2018 - 07:34 PM.


#7 JediKnight

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Posted 08 April 2018 - 07:38 PM

What do they call food in China? 

Food. 


It's time for spice, and the lucky spice is ... paprika!!! ... "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! You've made me the happiest spice in the world!"


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Posted 08 April 2018 - 08:31 PM

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#9 Rybags

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Posted 08 April 2018 - 09:27 PM

What's the difference between French, Polish and China?

 

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#10 mark84

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Posted 09 April 2018 - 10:56 AM

So what's the difference to the pot of glue then?


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#11 Chaos.Lady

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Posted 09 April 2018 - 11:08 AM

So what's the difference to the pot of glue then?

 

He knew you'd get stuck on that...

 

;)


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#12 robzy

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Posted 09 April 2018 - 03:01 PM

 

So what's the difference to the pot of glue then?

 

He knew you'd get stuck on that...

 

;)

 

You stole my punchline!

 

Rob.



#13 Chaos.Lady

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 09:44 AM

 

 

So what's the difference to the pot of glue then?

 

He knew you'd get stuck on that...

 

;)

 

You stole my punchline!

 

Rob.

 

 

And your heart... ;)

 

:P~


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