The 3 unwritten rules of life...
Posted 02 July 2018 - 06:41 AM
I do appreciate the early Monday morning chuckle
Laugh to Live . Live to Laugh.
atomic has π
Posted 02 July 2018 - 07:11 AM
This is probably the best description of my life I have ever seen...
In the light universe I have been darkness. Perhaps in the dark zone I can be light...
Take the boat, promise me
Never to tell
The secrets you know,
Of the Angel in Hell.
Posted 02 July 2018 - 09:36 AM
It's almost as paradoxical as Rules 1 & 2 of the Internet.
Wherever you go in life, watch out for Scythe, the tackling IT support guy.
"I don't care what race you are, not one f*cking bit, if you want to be seen as a good people, you go in there and you f*ck up the people who (unofficially) represent you in a negative light!"
Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:26 PM
1. I am always right.
2. If someone says rule 1 does not apply, refer to rule 1.
3. In case of any ambiguity or inconsistency, refer to rule 1.
"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares." Hebrews 13:2
"These sayings are faithful and true: and the Lord God of the holy prophets sent his angel to shew unto his servants the things which must shortly be done." Revelation 22:6
"And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city." Revelation 22:12-14
"I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star." Revelation 22:16
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