or, maybe i read everything just fine, and youre reacting because you feel my critique insults your intelligence.
Not sure why you think that. You're wrong but entitled to your opinion of course.
As for there being nothing in the movie, while I take reviews with a grain of salt there are many that disagree with you.
While I believe enjoyment of a movie is very much a taste thing where everybody is equally entitled to enjoy a movie, or not, I think there is enough evidence to support my PoV on the substance.