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Outcast_Aussie

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#1203443 a nice soak in a bath?

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 13 July 2018 - 03:59 AM

I've just got out of a steaming hot bath.

 

Luvverley

 

Move to the UK if you want a bath. Heck.. We even have a town called Bath !




#1203415 The one that got away

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 12 July 2018 - 12:42 AM

Yup... The very reason I'm up here in Blighty is because she went and married someone else....

 

However... Life and its directions is a funny old thing.

 

31st Anniversary today.. And 3 grown daughters.  Made me the man I am !




#1203237 Help! Baby on the way ... what do I need to know?

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 08 July 2018 - 03:05 AM

Congratulations to you both.

 

your wallet and your life now belong to your child !

 

Enjoy.. You could be getting a kewl Train Set !




#1201557 Post Your Latest Real Life Purchase!

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 18 April 2018 - 03:11 AM

Ah, thanks. Had a closer look... nails, hand made fittings, drawers pretty worn from sliding. Wormholes too... any suggestions for making sure nothing is eating it out? It's about 60cm long, so no fitting it in my freezer

 

No Jumanji board then ?

:-(




#1200339 What's on your mind?

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 02 March 2018 - 01:08 PM

Ok.. THAT'S It !

First day of Spring.   Winter can fuck right off now.

 

Your's truly walking through Redditch depot tonight with Siberian snowstorm in my face !

 

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#1200152 What's on your mind?

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 24 February 2018 - 12:39 AM

Dunno if it made the News Down Under but KFC was forced to close 900 outlets after running out of chicken here !

 

Some clown at KFC didn't do the Maths and awarded the delivery contract to DHL. The knock on being former food delivery specialist Bidvest (formerly known as *3663) had to close some depots laying off a lot of staff.

 

Cue reality !

 

It's already cost millions of £'s. Waaaaay more than the anticipated savings they expected to make  due to DHL not having a clue !

 

Entire Reefers of chicken were scrapped due to no-one knowing how to set Reefer fridges !!

 

I suspect Bidvest are pissing themselves with laughter.

 

KFC staff were filmed buying entire shelfloads of chicken at local supermarkets !!

 

But someone in the KFC PR department scored major brownie points by taking out full page adverts with this "Fowl" apology

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...wsbeat-43169625

 

Good to see a sense of humour but most of those outlets are Franchises with their staff being on Zero Hour contracts

 

ie: No work... No money !!

 

 

*3663 on old rotary telephones spelled food




#1199644 What Did You Watch Lately ?

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 04 February 2018 - 02:00 AM

Riker has Grid Girls ?

 

They'll be out of a job soon !




#1198731 What's on your mind?

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 01 January 2018 - 09:30 AM

23:29 here in UK


We're soooo last year !!




#1198079 What's on your mind?

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 28 November 2017 - 01:54 AM

Daryl Braithwaite is 68 ! o_0

 

Howzat... His Life went by like Summer Love.

 

Hard to believe he Rocked us Gently




#1197423 Citizenship consultation now on.

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 06 November 2017 - 03:10 AM

Quite ironic this thread being necro'd.

 

My eldest daughter is applying for Aus citizenship via my father in law. He's Aussie but has lived (Uk) here for  51 years.

 

Weird thing is about 15 years ago he wanted to go visit family in NZ and so applied to renew his Aussie Passport. He was told if he leaves Britain he can't return !!

Letters to MP and someone in immigration gets jailed (Coincidence ?) and F.i.L gets granted British Residency on Aussie Passport !

 

[Edit]

 

I'm a pom. We emigrated to WA in early 70's but returned Xmas 76. Stupid Parents never got naturalised as "we'll never be coming back" even though I never wanted to leave. (I was 15).

 

I aaplied to return and was told no problems if I have a job to go to.

 

Impossible. In 1982 the world was in recession so after much ado I applied for a work visa. Shit storm happened at Canberra House as they pulled out my emigration request and asked "on the spot" do you want citizenship or what?

I just wanted to get back and physically look for a job so I didn't care if I overstayed my visa - I wouldn't be getting in trouble so shouldn't get sussed.

 

I got back to Aus and retook my driving test as a n00b - Passed. Open bank accounts and got work.

 

Then I bumped into a girl I was seriously sweet on when I was at school (aussie school) only she was all grown up now ! And she kept taking me down the beach/ Nightclubs/ Everywhere.

 

..... Then she got married !!

 

I was left in Zombie Land. Australia is a Paradise but Paradise is a lonely place when you've no-one to share it with. So I came back to be a miserable sod in a Country full of miserable sods !




#1196967 What Did You Watch Lately ?

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 17 October 2017 - 12:49 AM

My ebike conversion...

 




#1195922 Post Your Latest Real Life Purchase!

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 09 September 2017 - 11:06 PM

Just ordered the battery.

 

$169us delivery charge... Chuffing hellfire

 

From here... http://www.theebikem...name=EV Battery

 

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#1192721 What's on your mind?

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 22 June 2017 - 08:54 PM

Happy Birthday to you (walt)

Squashed tomatoes and stew

 

Bread and butter in the gutter

 

Happy Birthday to you




#1192379 What's on your mind?

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 10 June 2017 - 10:29 AM

Just to note that UKIP actually told their supporters (of which I am one) to vote Tactically. ie: Vote Tory because of Brexit.

They even stood down their candidate in our area to give the Tory Stewart Jackson a better run.

 

Not that it mattered because Stewart got beaten by a Labour unknown anyway !!




#1189642 So far so good...

Posted by Outcast_Aussie on 08 March 2017 - 10:47 AM

I'm starving !

 

Day 2 of the five/two

 

Wait, day 2's now over.. yeah but I gotta go beddies first (I am nightshift) and it's currently 00:47.

 

Another glass of water imminent and maybe a dry Jacobs Cracker !!