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 Nov 6 2009, 09:04 PM
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*sigh* It could only happen to me. Great end to the week. :P
Another day at work, nothing dramatic, all going well. Got lift from work to train station, caught train to Murdoch, after almost falling asleep on train several times (it's only a 20 minute trip, but still.. :P), finally get to murdoch, and call a taxi instead of catch bus, as i have dragged "stuff" home with me, and want to drop into shops. So far so good. Taxi actually arrives reasonably quickly, instead of making me wait forever and have to keep calling asking where the damn thing is. Sweet. He pulls up, driving a van-type cab. Throw gear in side-door into the back, then open front passenger door to get in. BAM!! Fucking OUCH!! I still have no idea how i did it. Managed to open the door directly into my forehead, full-bore. Hurt. I figure i was slouching more than i thought as i was so tired. Either way, it hurt. Almost broke my sunnies as well. Dude asked i was ok, while starting to laugh. I just sighed at the ridiculousness of the whole situation, and shook my head. "i'll live. Bit sore tho". "Not surprised" he said, "you've torn your scone open as well, you're bleeding". "I am?". Raised hand to forehead, comes away red and moist. "Brilliant, great end to the week. Whatever". He ask si fhave a concussion, and I am unsure how to answer, head is hurting, i'm bleeding, and i just want to go home. Get him to drive to shops, where i get some essentials (break, roast chicken, coke, etc :P), and then home. Head aches, I seem to be swaying, and is a good chance i'm not going anywhere tonight. *shrug* Oh well, shit happens. :) I've had to stop while typing this several times to gather my thougts, is kinda hard to think. Taking nurofen and a couple drinks, and a showetr wheh i can be arsed getting up again. I think was meant to stay in tonite. :) This has been a public service announcement. Watch where you are going, and what the hell you atre doing. Or end up feeling a right git like i do. Heh. :) Frak me i need a beer. -------------------- Marcus Aurelius:
‘Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.’ |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:07 PM
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Nurofen. Beer. Concussion. What a great mix. Lemme know where to send the flowers for your headstone, okay?
-------------------- "Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
The average rounds expended per kill with the M16 in Vietnam was 50,000. Snipers averaged 1.3 rounds. The cost difference was $2300 v. 27 cents. Certa Cito |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:11 PM
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QUOTE (Midnighter @ Nov 6 2009, 10:04 PM)  He ask si fhave a concussion Mayhap you do. -------------------- ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐
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Nov 6 2009, 09:12 PM
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Atomican Titan |
Just staggered into the bathroom tocheck mirror. Ouch. Looks ugly. Only about an inch or so long, but nasty looking. And swelling too. Went to touch, but is swollen and sore. Unlike my ... never mind. :P
Yeah, beer might not be best right now. Perhaps the vodka would be better. :P -------------------- Marcus Aurelius:
‘Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.’ |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:13 PM
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Vaikh jjassghj jhsskjjk jjjhsjkj hjnh jujj hh jhjuaskkj!!! |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:14 PM
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Atomican Guru  |
Did anyone comment / notice you covered in blood, when you bought your eats etc. ?
-------------------- " So if you reckon I'm an idiot, then go fuck yourself. " - ten80
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Laugh to Live . Live to Laugh. |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:14 PM
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Aww!
Mate, get that head checked out, OK? |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:20 PM
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QUOTE (datafast69 @ Nov 6 2009, 10:14 PM) Mate, get that head checked out, OK? +1, and it would probably be best to lay off the alcohol. Rob. |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:21 PM
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Atomican Champion  |
Shit happens, glad to hear you decided to put your stomach before your health.
-------------------- C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN "Growing old is mandatory, growing up isn't" "Never lose your inner kid" [quote name='mudg3' date='Nov 23 2011, 08:08 PM' post='932129'] Welcome to the life of resetting passwords all day [/quote] [quote name='robzy' date='Sep 3 2012, 08:33 PM' post='1027045'] You sound like a rather awesome professional. [/quote] |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:24 PM
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Banned Colossus |
Looks like he's dead.......... ...................nothing to see here............. |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:26 PM
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Banned Immortal |
Taxi driver's probably on the taxi forums having a laugh with his mates about the funniest fucking thing he's seen all day.
-------------------- "Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
The average rounds expended per kill with the M16 in Vietnam was 50,000. Snipers averaged 1.3 rounds. The cost difference was $2300 v. 27 cents. Certa Cito |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:30 PM
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Atomican Champion  |
comes away red and moist. Brilliant, great end to the week.
There's no better way to end the week!! :) |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:31 PM
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Banned Colossus |
QUOTE (laptirp @ Nov 6 2009, 10:30 PM) comes away red and moist. Brilliant, great end to the week. There's no better way to end the week!! :) So, you're happy with fucking moist over? |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:37 PM
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Atomican Champion |
QUOTE (LogicprObe @ Nov 6 2009, 09:31 PM) QUOTE (laptirp @ Nov 6 2009, 10:30 PM) comes away red and moist. Brilliant, great end to the week. There's no better way to end the week!! :) So, you're happy with fucking moist over? Here we go............ |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:39 PM
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Banned Colossus |
QUOTE (laptirp @ Nov 6 2009, 10:37 PM) QUOTE (LogicprObe @ Nov 6 2009, 09:31 PM) QUOTE (laptirp @ Nov 6 2009, 10:30 PM) comes away red and moist. Brilliant, great end to the week. There's no better way to end the week!! :) So, you're happy with fucking moist over? Here we go............ Where are we going" RTM?............Hmmmm? |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:47 PM
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Atomican Champion |
"moist" needed a "dry" phase, otherwise he would've drowned in his his own juices.
(If you want to talk about this any further then use PM rather than derailing the thread.) |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:49 PM
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maybe you should have called an ambulance rather than a taxi :P
-------------------- Put your monkey where your mouth is.
These are the voyages of the starship Lucy Liu. What's On My Mind? http://twitter.com/smadge1 http://smadge1.tumblr.com/ |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:56 PM
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Banned Colossus |
QUOTE (smadge1 @ Nov 6 2009, 10:49 PM) maybe you should have called an ambulance rather than a taxi :P Don't you mean... [img http://www.velvetglove.org/misc/macros/wahmbulance.jpg"]http://www.velvetglove.org/misc/macros/wahmbulance.jpg[/ img] This post has been edited by LogicprObe: Nov 6 2009, 09:58 PM |
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Nov 6 2009, 10:36 PM
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Atomican Primarch |
pics or it didnt happen
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Nov 6 2009, 10:40 PM
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Atomican Titan |
QUOTE (Burning_Feet_Man @ Nov 6 2009, 08:36 PM) pics or it didnt happen Oh, it happened, I just don't have a working camera. I do have a nice scar tho. Which appears to have finally stopped bleeding. Hasn't stopped hurting tho. Not to worry, I have lots of "anaesthetic" :P *goes back to staring at wall* -------------------- Marcus Aurelius:
‘Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.’ |
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