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Iraqi Footballer
Leonid
post Jan 5 2009, 04:22 PM
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Russel Crowe flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play rugby league and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to South Sydney.

He's signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season.

Two weeks later Rabbits are down 10 nil to Easts with only 10 minutes left.

The coach gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - scores 3 tries in 10 minutes and wins the game for South Sydney! The fans are thrilled, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media are in love with the new star.

When the player comes off the ground he phones his mum to tell her about his first day of Australian Rugby League.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says. 'I played for 10 minutes today, we were 10 nil down, but I scored 3 tries and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media...

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'

The young Iraqi is very upset.

'What can I say mum, I'm so sorry.'

'Sorry? You're sorry?' says his mum, 'It's your fault we moved to Redfern in the first place!'


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LogicprObe
post Jan 5 2009, 04:24 PM
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Ha!
So true!

I was assaulted by a car load of abos on my way to the cricket yesterday!
Cnr of Cleveland and Anzac Pde!
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orcone
post Jan 5 2009, 04:31 PM
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Atomican
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QUOTE (LogicprObe @ Jan 5 2009, 05:24 PM) *
Ha!
So true!

I was assaulted by a car load of abos on my way to the cricket yesterday!
Cnr of Cleveland and Anzac Pde!

Stop driving naked and cock whacking people as you pass them by.
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Kothos
post Jan 5 2009, 04:34 PM
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Atomican
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Oh come on, Redfern is improving.

There have only been three car break-and-enters in my "secure" car parking in the last three months. I'm sure that's better than... well, 4 break-and-enters.


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Leonid
post Jan 5 2009, 04:38 PM
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Atomican
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QUOTE (Kothos @ Jan 5 2009, 04:34 PM) *
Oh come on, Redfern is improving.

There have only been three car break-and-enters in my "secure" car parking in the last three months. I'm sure that's better than... well, 4 break-and-enters.


Yes, but how many bodies were left behind at each crime scene?


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Genisis X
post Jan 5 2009, 04:56 PM
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Atomican
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I like.

-X


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twinair
post Jan 5 2009, 05:28 PM
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Lucky I live in Darlington!



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LogicprObe
post Jan 5 2009, 05:51 PM
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Colossus
QUOTE (orcone @ Jan 5 2009, 05:31 PM) *
QUOTE (LogicprObe @ Jan 5 2009, 05:24 PM) *
Ha!
So true!

I was assaulted by a car load of abos on my way to the cricket yesterday!
Cnr of Cleveland and Anzac Pde!

Stop driving naked and cock whacking people as you pass them by.


I was walking, they were driving..........pissed as!
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HyperHorse_
post Jan 6 2009, 12:10 AM
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You're not funny. In very poor taste.
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[quote name='SacrificialNewt' date='May 18 2010, 09:28 PM' post='635938']
I really need a like button here. I can rarely think of anything witty to say but I want to say something, Goddamnit!
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eat_the_flag
post Jan 6 2009, 12:16 AM
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QUOTE (HyperHorse_ @ Jan 6 2009, 12:10 AM) *
I am a late night Troll
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Atomic does not like late night trolls. If you don't have anything good to post in this thread of funnies don't post at all.


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Midnighter
post Jan 6 2009, 12:17 AM
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Atomican
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QUOTE (HyperHorse_ @ Jan 5 2009, 10:10 PM) *
You're not funny. In very poor taste.
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Ironically, this describes virtually every post you make. :)


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Gir
post Jan 6 2009, 12:27 AM
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Atomican
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Redfern's got nothing on Ambarvale/Rosemeadow.

This post has been edited by Gir: Jan 6 2009, 12:31 AM


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Rybags
post Jan 6 2009, 12:27 AM
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Super Hero
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PMSL.

I actually thought it was pretty funny, so chalk up 12:1 to funny vs offended.


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eat_the_flag
post Jan 6 2009, 12:32 AM
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QUOTE (Gir @ Jan 6 2009, 12:27 AM) *
Redfern's got nothing on Ambarvale.



i think - Revesby Heights, Fairfield.. But i hate Bossley Park <-- tad dangerous..


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Gir
post Jan 6 2009, 12:44 AM
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Read the papers tomorrow.


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LogicprObe
post Jan 6 2009, 12:45 AM
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Colossus
QUOTE (Gir @ Jan 6 2009, 01:44 AM) *
Read the papers tomorrow.


Listen to Police radio tonight!
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eat_the_flag
post Jan 6 2009, 12:46 AM
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QUOTE (LogicprObe @ Jan 6 2009, 12:45 AM) *
QUOTE (Gir @ Jan 6 2009, 01:44 AM) *
Read the papers tomorrow.


Listen to Police radio tonight!



HAHA I CAN LISTEN TO THEM AND YOU ALL CANT!!!


/Ends boast..


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Gir
post Jan 6 2009, 12:54 AM
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I'm already there ;)


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HyperHorse_
post Jan 6 2009, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE (eat_the_flag @ Jan 6 2009, 01:16 AM) *
QUOTE (HyperHorse_ @ Jan 6 2009, 12:10 AM) *
I am a late night Troll
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Atomic does not like late night trolls. If you don't have anything good to post in this thread of funnies don't post at all.

And I don't like it when someone adds me on MSN and then proceeds to a most unsavoury line of conversation.
Pike off.


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[quote name='SacrificialNewt' date='May 18 2010, 09:28 PM' post='635938']
I really need a like button here. I can rarely think of anything witty to say but I want to say something, Goddamnit!
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eat_the_flag
post Jan 6 2009, 01:29 AM
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QUOTE (HyperHorse_ @ Jan 6 2009, 01:02 AM) *
QUOTE (eat_the_flag @ Jan 6 2009, 01:16 AM) *
QUOTE (HyperHorse_ @ Jan 6 2009, 12:10 AM) *
I am a late night Troll
THE END



Atomic does not like late night trolls. If you don't have anything good to post in this thread of funnies don't post at all.

And I don't like it when someone adds me on MSN and then proceeds to a most unsavoury line of conversation.
Pike off.



Your face is Unsavory...


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