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Investment opportunity, I can buy 51% of the shares in a Vampire hunting company
ReapermanRS
post Jun 16 2012, 06:16 PM
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Atomican
Overlord
Wouldn't that make me the main stake holder?


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otamic
post Jun 16 2012, 06:33 PM
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Quark
Apprentice
This joke sucks.
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GhostFaceKilla
post Jun 16 2012, 06:44 PM
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Atomican
Overlord
Bite me.


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tantryl
post Jun 16 2012, 07:23 PM
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Super Hero
Immortal
This thread has a funny hairdo and is played by Gary Oldman.



Am I doing it right?


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osama_bin_athlon
post Jun 16 2012, 09:18 PM
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Hero
Titan
I thought Leslie Neilson made a great Count Dracula.....


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No, but the way he eases me onto his chimp-meat, makes me think he is prince charming.

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i_am_banned2
post Jun 16 2012, 09:44 PM
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Atomican
Master
There's certainly horror in this thread. Of sorts.
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Gir
post Jun 16 2012, 10:16 PM
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Atomican
Guru
QUOTE (osama_bin_athlon @ Jun 16 2012, 10:18 PM) *
I thought Leslie Neilson made a great Count Dracula.....

I'm pretty sure you mean Liam Neeson.



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osama_bin_athlon
post Jun 16 2012, 10:33 PM
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Hero
Titan
no, I mean Leslie Neilson
in Dead and Loving It
he had the best hair/hat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Dogj5c9pg

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No, but the way he eases me onto his chimp-meat, makes me think he is prince charming.

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Gir
post Jun 16 2012, 11:46 PM
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Atomican
Guru
I know what you meant.

I've been watching Brooks and Nielson since I was a wee one.


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osama_bin_athlon
post Jun 17 2012, 07:36 AM
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Hero
Titan
I just downloaded the Mel Brooks collection - wonderful stuff, much of it I haven't seen since I was a kid, so a lot of it's fresh to me


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No, but the way he eases me onto his chimp-meat, makes me think he is prince charming.

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tantryl
post Jun 17 2012, 07:45 AM
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Super Hero
Immortal
QUOTE (osama_bin_athlon @ Jun 17 2012, 05:36 AM) *
I just downloaded the Mel Brooks collection - wonderful stuff, much of it I haven't seen since I was a kid, so a lot of it's fresh to me

Yeah, I bought a Mel Brooks DVD collection of 7 or 11 films or something a couple of years back and I hadn't seen more than half of them. Great stuff, even the ones I'd never heard of.


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osama_bin_athlon
post Jun 17 2012, 11:34 AM
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Hero
Titan
QUOTE (tantryl @ Jun 17 2012, 08:45 AM) *
QUOTE (osama_bin_athlon @ Jun 17 2012, 05:36 AM) *
I just downloaded the Mel Brooks collection - wonderful stuff, much of it I haven't seen since I was a kid, so a lot of it's fresh to me

Yeah, I bought a Mel Brooks DVD collection of 7 or 11 films or something a couple of years back and I hadn't seen more than half of them. Great stuff, even the ones I'd never heard of.



hmmm. I got 24 in the collection that I downloaded - he's been pretty prolific, loved the Get Smart series too
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No, but the way he eases me onto his chimp-meat, makes me think he is prince charming.

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tantryl
post Jun 17 2012, 11:35 AM
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Super Hero
Immortal
I think there's still about 10 of his I haven't seen, so sounds about right :)

I should get onto that.


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i_am_banned2
post Jun 17 2012, 11:55 AM
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Atomican
Master
A vampire walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a bloody mary with a tam-

No, wait, I messed that up.
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AccessDenied
post Jun 19 2012, 04:29 PM
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Hero
Guru
Why won't this thread die?

Oh wait..

That's creepy.

AD


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Mac Dude
post Jun 19 2012, 04:48 PM
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Super Hero
Immortal
QUOTE (AccessDenied @ Jun 19 2012, 04:29 PM) *
Why won't this thread die?


I think it did, problem is there isn't much to cover it up.


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AccessDenied
post Jun 19 2012, 04:55 PM
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Hero
Guru
Yeah.. But then I couldn't have added my Robzy to the joke.

AD


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