[Joke] Not the expensive tiles!, A very aussie laugh |
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[Joke] Not the expensive tiles!, A very aussie laugh |
 Mar 19 2009, 07:31 AM
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Hero Guru   |
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suction-cupped herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor", she said. "S'truth", Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl! I'll go across the road and get Cobber (his mate)." They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way, we can't do it", Cobber said, "so let's try plan B". "Plan B", exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?" "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her", replied Cobber. "Spot on", Bruce said, "while you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her nipples". "Play with her nipples?", Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!". "No", Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive". |
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Mar 19 2009, 07:35 AM
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Hero Immortal  |
.....or just use a toothbrush to break the seal.
-------------------- Just the other day I saw an article about an advertisement for a recent job opening at a McDonald's in Massachusetts that required applicants to have "one to two years experience and a bachelor's degree".
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Mar 19 2009, 08:35 AM
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Atomican Overlord  |
Bwaahahahaaaa!
Nice one. xD -A- -------------------- DH: "Ashlar, too cool for focus."
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Mar 19 2009, 09:07 AM
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Atomican Guru |
Comedy Gold :D
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Mar 19 2009, 09:18 AM
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Atomican Primarch  |
I'm not even Aussie, but pure gold. :D
-------------------- ASUS M4A87TD EVO; AM3 Phenom II Dual 555; EVGA GTX 460; Zalman CNPS10X Performa Cooler; Antec 300; ThermalTake TR2 500W
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Mar 19 2009, 10:12 AM
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Lurker Charge  |
ROFL...I'm loving that one!!! :P
-------------------- [b]"Give yourself over, to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters, of sins of the flesh" (Rocky Horror)[/b] |
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Mar 19 2009, 10:38 AM
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Atomican Guru  |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
GOLD made from win. -------------------- Resident Tablet PC enthusiast ( Dell xt2 :3 )
QUOTE Mr a-bomb :Talk to your local police station. (Or the people inside it, depending on your mental state) |
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Mar 19 2009, 10:55 AM
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Atomican Overlord |
Really? That's funny?
-------------------- "The problem with the revolution? It's never gonna happen, through these marches, through this music, through these motherfuckers rappin'
Through these communists, these socialists, or any other faction. Armchair activists, all talk, no action" |
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