2girls1cyst, somewhat gross content warning Options

[dumpst0r]

that was pretty cool, i wonder if she sterilized the blade before cutting him.

[zyklon]

that was pretty cool, i wonder if she sterilized the blade before cutting him.

judging by the smell, i doubt it mattered.
i hope they filled it with iodine or the like, after that though.

[SquallStrife]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of those blister-pack pre-sterilised scalpels from a first aid kit.

[Elfarch]

Why the hell would somebody with something like that care if the blade and site were clean anyway. ;{)

As a nursey I can say that to me and plenty of others I know things like this are like a moth to a flame. Ya just gotta watch on the off chance that you can say "That was nothing man. I remember when...." Either that or "Wow, that was pretty neat." While munching away, preferably on something good and gooey.

This post has been edited by Elfarch: Nov 4 2009, 09:15 AM

[wlayton27]

I've had two infections in my fingers before ... first one hurt like a son'm bitch when the doc drained it; second one I was in a medic station with all the free antisthetic a junkie could ever want. I fell aspleep on the table. It was awesome.

If I had an cyst anywhere, especially in my back, I'd go to a doctor instead of the DIY home remedy. This case in the OP could turn into two more cases if it isn't sterilysed properly. Oh yeah, and "ew."

That spoon pic was just mayo and tartar sauce apparently: http://www.bonappetit.com/images/tips_tool...ayonnaise_v.jpg
"bonappetit.com?"

[Elfarch]

Oh, for the record I have seen and handled worse, a number of times.

Some folks are prone to multiple instances of the type for the first guy. All at once and continuing over time, sometimes for many years.

The second guy was just juicy from the necrotising bug juice and not getting it tended earlier. Unless he got real medical attention he could have gone on to die or lose a chunk of his jawbone or worse.

[TheGrEaVeR]

A sweat gland under my armpit became infected like that, I just knew my underarm was hurting like fuck, and there was a huge lump forming under there, doctors said it should go away by itself because it was way too far under the skin to come out, because the doctor told me I was ok to work I had to keep working because my boss at the time was an asshole.
I spent three days with my arm raised out to the side because it was too painful to let it down and then my boss payed for his arseholeness, at 3am in the morning my arm was getting even more painful and my co worker told me to show him my underarm.
I took my shirt off very carefully because of the pain, and in front of the mirror and my co worker lifted my arm to have a look.
It was sized somewhere between a golf ball and tennis ball, and when I lifted my arm it burst and shot a thick and I mean think spurt right at the mirror.
Cue my boss driving an hour to our site at around 3am, getting there at four, then driving me to hospital, then driving back to do my shift : D

The doctors had trouble getting it all out, they said the puss ball in the middle had turned completely solid and they had to break it down which was painful even under anaesthetic.

[Elfarch]

FYI to those that must play with cysts and boils.

It is not uncommon to cop a facefull of their contents, or coat someone (or something you would prefer not be coated) across the room. And who can forget the ever popular mess dripping off of the ceiling onto your hair.

These tend to happen especially at three times: 1. When you puncture a collection that was under high pressure. 2. When you do the initial squeeze. 3. When you pop a chunk that had wedged into the opening or burst a secondary compartment.

Consider yourselves warned. :{D

[armor]

I have to say, I'm extemely happy that I don't have any of these on me : /

The old man has one on the back of his neck just above his hairline , from what I understand he has had it for ages, no way in hell would I touch that thing.

[zyklon]

the worst puss incident i've had was really just a massive infection, in the cartilage part at the top of my ear.

it just started out like a normal infection, but wouldn't go away, even with daily disinfecting (perhaps due to a lack of blood flow up there?)
eventually, it became apparent the earing had to go or it would never get better, i took it out and all this puss and stuff came out with it.
it felt so good though, a massive relief of pressure, i subsequently squeezed it and burst another "compartment" which went everywhere - me/the mirror/the seeling and just a little bit on my lips.

i normally make big enough holes in myself that antibiotics are a mandatory, and so i haven't really had things get infected properly.


to clarify, does a cyst just come out of nowhere?
like greaver's for instance there was no initial puncture wound or anything that introduced a foreign body was there?

[Girvo]

I get boils on the underside of my thighs every so often. Usually I leave them, but once I scraped one while on the toilet, having just stood up...

The blood had mixed with the puss, so an almost purple stream of goo covered the wall next to me.

My reaction:

"Cool!"

:D

[once_i_was_a_mag...]

I get boils on the underside of my thighs every so often. Usually I leave them, but once I scraped one while on the toilet, having just stood up...

The blood had mixed with the puss, so an almost purple stream of goo covered the wall next to me.

My reaction:

"Cool!"

:D

That's rank lol

I got a splinter in my thumb once. I just left it there. Got infected and had a huge throbbing boil/thing on my thumb. Mum pierced it with a needle and I a huge wave of puss just came streaming out. Found the splinter though :P

[pwarren]

Aren't things like that called Abscesses?

From googles define:word mechanism:
Cyst: a closed sac that develops abnormally in some body structure
Abscess: "A Pus-filled pocket anywhere in the body formed when foreign organisms destroy tissue."

Either way, pretty EW! I've not had anything as fun as that, just a few random boils.

[Goth]

Yeah, that's an abcess, a really hardcore boil, not a cyst.

[Wallacey]

That's worth saving.

I'm off to download it:)

[eat_the_flag]

That's worth saving.

I'm off to download it:)

+1

I am going to watch it over and over again. I love it!

[LordBug]

From that video, we can ascertain that it smells, that the girls like to scream, and that they have gods.


Man, I'd love to get a cyst like that out of my body. Makes acne seem like nothing!

[Master_Scythe]

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bot+fly

enjoy. pick one.

[Elfarch]

We've had the bug in the body before but that was an excellent selection there Master S. :{)

[Master_Scythe]

gets me every time ><