SacrificialNewt

I wouldn't be surprised if he talks to aliens regularly.

How crap is this government? It's so crap that Barnaby Joyce doesn't want it interfering in his life.

I quite like that song.

Rhymes with flake and means grade? I'm still lost.

Three old men are complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young. Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out." The third old man said "Well, every morning at 5 I take me a really long piss. Then at 6 on the dot I take a really big shit." The other two old men look at him and say "So what the hell are you complaining about?" The third old man says "I don't wake up until 7".

Recently by Joan Baez

I've never seen them as anything but just friends. They're a puppet version of the odd couple, who weren't gay either.

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Congratulations for the second time round. I hit 11000 once...

I think society as we know it is doomed in the short term, perhaps humans as a species are doomed in the not so far future (and we'll take a lot of other species with us), but I would like to wager that a thousand years after the extinction of our species, the planet will be ripe and green again.

Upper class portaloo with a soap dispenser!

At home. Finishing my tea (Earl Grey; hot). About to leave for work because nobody cares if I start late

No no no no. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Trudeau. I remember 2001. PC overdrive certainly came after that and dressing up as Aladdin? AFAIC that should not be entering the PC arena. It is not the same as blackface, same as dressing up as a geisha or an inuit or Mahatma Ghandi for a fancy dress shouldn't be considered taboo.

Shut up and sing the song, pal.

Nope Male solo artist