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  1. SacrificialNewt

    Whats the worst way you've connected to the interwebs?

    Nothing more crazy than a 56k modem which only ran at 6kps maximum because the copper in the street was pair gained and went down when it rained.
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    Curly's Ducks

    Curly went hunting one day up in The Northern Territory' and bagged three ducks. He put them in the back of his Ute and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a surly Territory game warden who didn't like smart alecs. The warden ordered Curly to show his hunting license, so Curly pulled out a valid Northern Territory license.. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its bum and said, "This duck ain't from The Territory. This is a Queensland duck. You got a Queensland huntin' license?" Curly reached into his wallet and produced a Queensland license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its bum, and said "This ain't a Queensland duck. This duck's from West Australia. You got a West Australian license?" Curly reached into his wallet and produced a West Australian hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, Sniffed its bum, and said, "This ain't a Western Australian duck. This duck's from South Australia. You got a South Australian Huntin license?" Again Curly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Australian license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at Curly "just where the hell are you from?" Curly smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert...
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    i see dead people

    They did a damned good job of it too.
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    i see dead people

    RIP Alan Young (AKA Wilbur Post in Mr Ed). 96 isn't a bad innings! https://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-0521-alan-young-20160520-snap-story.html?fbclid=IwAR1QG0FoIeRbGK2JVVrCjuXX8pFBxPyG6A0_7Ch_OAdlsUrMTJnVnmvm1Hw
  5. Robzy robbed me of a full minute.
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    Benny and the Jets by Elton John
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    Bingo! Sorry - it flew right over my head.
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    I can too, but I thought I should point it out nonetheless. In your face clue - They weren't BMX bandits. They were another kind.
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    Nope. The band is also TB.
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    Cryptic Clue: These bad boys are travelling to 2019 to steal your heart with this sickly love song.
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    80s band and T does not stand for 'the'.
  12. I know an old lady who will gladly tell you that Tony Abbott is her hero and Peter Dutton is the only politician who she fully trusts. Some of her family won't speak to her because of her highly conservative views.
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    Oops...I managed to get the name wrong between the Google tab and this one. I'm getting old. Next Song: ER by TB
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    Classical Gas by Mason Waters. Still never heard of it.
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    i see dead people

    Oh noes! Grumpy cat is dead at only 7 years old (that's still young for a cat). RIP Grumpy https://edition.cnn.com/2019/05/17/celebrities/grumpy-cat-dead-intl-scli/index.html
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    I've still no idea
  17. Last time I voted Greens in the House of Reps, but I feel they've lost their way. I am voting for Flux first in the Senate followed by a few parties like the Australian Democrats and the Science party before listing Labor as number six. Why? Because I'm a moderate lefty with socialist views and a tendency towards Keynesian economics. As an aside, before the reforms to the senate ballot paper, I used to number every box below the line just so I could put Fred Nile's party last. If the changes had not been made, it would be One Nation in the penultimate position and Anning last.
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    Had a spare few minutes

    With laughter and tears and firmly felt rage We watched all the script kiddies coming of age. There might be less juvies coming to meet 'Cos now they're all old school, but still so damned leet I'm cringing at the term 'leet' in my old age
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    I thought I had it when I happed upon Muddy Waters, but can't find a piece with the initials CG.
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    Too easy
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    TSD by MWH
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    Green Room non-Googleable Music Quiz Game.

    Stretch Your Eyes by Agnes Obel?
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