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SacrificialNewt

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  1. Three old men are complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old.

    The first old man said "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble."

    The second old man said "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young. Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out."

    The third old man said "Well, every morning at 5 I take me a really long piss. Then at 6 on the dot I take a really big shit."

    The other two old men look at him and say "So what the hell are you complaining about?"

    The third old man says "I don't wake up until 7".

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  2. 18 hours ago, chrisg said:

    .... we ARE doomed.... 🙂

     

    Cheers

     

    I think society as we know it is doomed in the short term, perhaps humans as a species are doomed in the not so far future (and we'll take a lot of other species with us), but I would like to wager that a thousand years after the extinction of our species, the planet will be ripe and green again.


  3. No no no no. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Trudeau. I remember 2001. PC overdrive certainly came after that and dressing up as Aladdin? AFAIC that should not be entering the PC arena. It is not the same as blackface, same as dressing up as a geisha or an inuit or Mahatma Ghandi for a fancy dress shouldn't be considered taboo.


  4. I have a few. They're old, but I love them.

     

    The Changeling. I watched it as a teenager and was enthralled. I've watched it several times since.

     

     

    Firestarter - the Soundtrack (by Tangerine Dream) is just as good

     

    and Pet Sematary

     

     

     

    Yes - I like Horror movies, including the Saw series.

    On 9/11/2019 at 12:45 AM, Kimmo said:

    Blues Brothers. 

    The Incredibles (any Pixar is great) 

    Moon 

    Gravity

    Fight Club

    Gattaca 

    Get Out

    The Matrix

    Ong Bak 

    Apollo 13

    A Scanner Darkly 

    Waking Life

    Once Upon A Time in China

    Allegro Non Troppo

    Raiders of the Lost Ark 

    The Italian Job

    Fargo

    Raising Arizona

    From Dusk Till Dawn

    Bandidas

    Rango

    Mad Max 4

    Paddington

    Doctor Strangelove

    Snatch

    Back to the Future 1&2

    Stand By Me

    The Outsiders

    Gettin Square

    Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    The Dressmaker 

    Young Einstein

    Drunken Master 

    Police Story 

    The Foreigner

    Evil Dead 2

    Frantic

    Ghostbusters

    The Frisco Kid

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    Lord of the Rings series

    Star Wars series (except fucken Jar Jar) 

    Interstellar

    Hellboy

    How to Train Your Dragon

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    That's a bloody hoot. Top flick. 

     

     

    Stand by Me - now that should make my list. That and Cube. 

    On 9/11/2019 at 10:24 PM, Henry Pineapple said:

    What did everyone think of the "human centipede" series? haha

     

    I've watched them. The first was better than the others, but it still doesn't rate as a fave.

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