I have to say, I sit here a proud man. Not proud of myself, but very proud of one of my friends. We go back a long way, and tonight I want to see him play this his metal band across town. The band was awesome, the metal was brought, guitars were shredded, it was awesome. But there is something that I never new about the whole metal scene, something NO ONE EVER BOTHERED TO MENTION! The women are stunning. I mean, just, tattooed cute as button awesomeness! And the place was packed with them. The fuck Nitro? all these years you've been a head banger and you never ONCE told me about any of this!