Being a (Food) Truck Driver we are exempt but our depots have shut the canteens and Driver Reception areas.
(if I remember I will take the footage off my truck dashcam)
I arrived at our Dover depot last night to be greeted with the entrance coned off and "double manned"
I stopped (obviously) and they radioed in "Peterboroughs here" and was told to go on bay 26 and put paperwork in the back of the trailer - My trailer change is bay 16, paperwork in the back.
This was actually quicker than parking up and waiting in the Drivers Recep for instructions.
After doing this I then have to park up for 45 mins for legal break before return.
And that's when I saw the Portaloo they've hired.
Needing a leak I walked up to it and tried to open the door. It was held shut by a fucking strong magnet (The portaloo is basically a (pro) converted 20 foot container which is mounted about a metre off the ground with steps up to the door). Damned near took all my strenght to open the bloody door.
So I went for a wee and went to wash my hands. HOT water plumbed in (bugger me sideways !!) So I washed my hands with the sanitiser etc and went to leave. Not wanting to touch the door handle I tried to push open the door with my arm only that strong magnet is bloody strong.
SO I put more weight behind it than I should and damned near went arse over shit down the steps when momentum carried me out !
It'd been a bummer to survive Covid-19 only to break my fekkin neck exiting the fekkin Dunnies !
Oh.. Just got an email from KFC. They've followed McDonalds and shut all outlets. Looks like I'll be making us Chicken Nooooo York this saturday night.
(Chicken breast with bacon wrapped around it and covered in melted cheese)
I think we need to re-install 2020. It's got a virus !