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  1. hello0011

    analysing song lyrics

    heres one for you youve prob bopped around to it in the car with the kids blasting at full volume "Kitten Heels, Lingerie, Pantyhose, Foreplay, Legs up, on the bar, in the back of your car, latex, champagne, bubble bath, whipped cream, cherry pop tactic, can you make me scream" "Blindfold, feather bed, tickle me, slippery, G spot,nasty pose, in a video, love machine, by myself, climax,hot wax S&M on the floor, i like it hardcore"
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    Ideas for bday party

    great theme, office hoes and CEOs, gosh what a party :)
  3. hello0011

    Have you been Turked?

    netspace is hosting the site, very embarassing for them.
  4. Coming to work Monday morning was a delight, i was shocked to see this. anybody else been affected by this guy, ?
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    Help with VGA drivers.

    i dont argue with women, i just do what she tells me. @ aliali
  6. im slowly going crazy over a problem Ive got, any help would be great. Ive downgraded a new Toshiba satellite C650 for the GF to windows XP, and having troubles finding the VGA drivers for it, nothing seems to work. Model No: PSC12A-02800T any help on this issue would be great.
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    Making Photo Slideshows with XP

    just wondering if you could help me out, ive got an elderly friend who likes to put his photos onto his computer and make movies out of them either using photostory or windows movie maker. Now he wants to put them onto DVD but ive come across a problem with photostory, the format is WMV and im having troubles getting it to the standard DVD format if anybody could help me out with perhaps a free WMV to VTS converter or a WMV to AVI converter etc.
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    Tagged File Server for Intranet

    have a look at easy php downloader ive found it to be very good http://www.ironclad.net/scripts/
  9. hello0011

    And What Are You Listening To?

    gossip - heavy cross great song
  10. If Dr Seuss did technical training manuals they would look like this... Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! You can't say this? What a shame sir! We'll find you Another game sir. If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mum!
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    Best double kick for <$500?

    have a look at http://www.musicworkshop.com.au/products/ they may not stock pearl gear but ive found some of their prices arent too bad...
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    Everyone likes it when microsoft mucks up...

    we cant all expect Microsoft to get it right the first time, they have to do their 'tests' too....
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    Internet conetion problems ?

    check your firewall settings ...
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    Need to learn a language!

    have you tried chinese..... HTML is a great one for noobs to start off with and then progress to Visual Basic, this will then allow you to have a basic understanding of the tags in Visual Basic then progress to something harder such as action script or something like that...
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    Hard drive double trouble

    if it appears in BIOS, try going into disk management and marking the partition as 'active' and formatting it accordingly ie NTFS partition etc. Can you tell me if the drive appears in BIOS, can you also tell me if the drive is spinning up or has spun up when the computer is on..