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    PSA

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    Youtube disables COMMENTS on any video with kids in it

    This will have unforeseen consequences. The YouTube comments section is precisely where we want to keep these people - shutting that down may cause them to venture outside, into public spaces, to mingle with common society. Nobody wants to meet a YouTube commenter in real life. Nobody.
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    Farmers That Need Help.

    Gold farming is certainly not an easy job. Well, maybe it's pretty easy but it can be a bit boring at times. Hopefully this money will help those guys out, too.
  4. It only happens on this site - I've enabled AdBlock and No Coin and neither have had any effect. Please don't fry my CPU, Atomic...
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    Everything in it's right place.

    They should have just hired a professional. Nobody wants to pay full price for an album and end up with some amateur hour karaoke jam. How would you feel if you'd chosen Freelance Synth Master as a career choice, struggling to make your way because the common people can't tell the difference between a practised genius and a fumbling beginner? Not only are you barely able to feed yourself but now you have to look on while that fumbling beginner who took your job enjoys even more worldwide fame and unending riches. Thom, stop being a clown shoe. Hire a professional next time.
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    my politics

    Yes, it would definitely be a step in the reich right direction.
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    my politics

    What about all those godless heathens that are already here? I suggest that non-whites be required to wear full-face and -body covering clothing so that proper, upstanding citizens don't have to look at them. Even so, their corrupting immorality would remain a constant threat to our new paradise. Maybe there's another... solution?
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    my politics

    I think we need some clearer definitions here. For instance, is it still classed as masturbation if you're just fondling your nipples? What if you're completely naked but only licking the bathroom mirror? Perhaps a dB limit on moaning and grunting would better assist investigating detectives in determining if a crime is being committed? There's many, many important details we need to establish before we can get this new society off the ground.
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    Happy Birthday thetap

    Shh, you guys! If the mods see this I'll have to start a new band...
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    What's on your mind?

    Starting a new job on Monday! Just another factory job, building window frames. Should be a pretty solid industry to get into.
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    Is It Just Me Or Is The Green Room Trying To Kill My CPU?

    That worked for me, too. Thanks for the help!
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    Is It Just Me Or Is The Green Room Trying To Kill My CPU?

    Ah, well at least it's a known issue. I'll just pretend I'm stress-testing my CPU while I'm here.
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    money

    Utterly absurd. Where in the Holy Bible does it state that only men should have to fetch the water?! These fools should be more concerned about their impending eternal damnation instead of lusting after tasty wealth and power.
  14. Well, I suppose that's fine. Yahweh prefers to wait until just after birth to kill them, possibly because Heaven lacks sophisticated medical technology. Or maybe it's just to satisfy his infamous penchant for violence (if the Holy Bible is to be believed).
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    confessions

    Fishing for discipline, perhaps? Okay, I'll try... You naughty boy! Filthy beast! Get on your knees and beg for our forgiveness!
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    money

    Revelation 13:16-17 And he causes all - both great and small; rich and poor; free and bound - to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads. No man may buy or sell except he that has the mark, the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Revelation 14:9-11 A third angel followed them and said in a loud voice, "IF ANYONE WORSHIPS THE BEAST OR ITS IMAGE AND RECEIVES ITS MARK ON THEIR FOREHEAD OR ON THEIR HAND, THEY, TOO, WILL DRINK THE WINE OF GOD'S FURY WHICH HAS BEEN POURED FULL STRENGTH INTO THE CUP OF HIS WRATH! THEY WILL BE TORMENTED WITH BURNING SULFUR IN THE PRESENCE OF THE HOLY ANGELS AND THE LAMB! THE SMOKE OF THEIR TORMENT WILL RISE FOR EVER AND EVER! THERE WILL BE NO REST - DAY OR NIGHT - FOR THOSE WHO WORSHIP THE BEAST OR ITS IMAGE, OR FOR ANYONE WHO RECEIVES THE MARK OF ITS NAME!" Those angels really knew how to talk smack back in the olden days.
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    confessions

    Is this thread a part of the erotic fantasy you're having?
  18. All parents should kill their children at the earliest opportunity. This would spare them the suffering of this sinful, mortal world and fast-track them into Eternal Paradise. Such murders are readily forgiven under the stated rules of the Holy Bible, thereby allowing these parents to join their now-grateful children in the Heavenly Garden of Our Lord. Though they may have to wait a little while - perhaps the Church could organise some sort of regular murder ceremony to get things moving faster. Yahweh himself set the example for all to follow (with Jesus). If your parents haven't murdered you yet, then perhaps they don't love you enough?
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    Amazon Blocks Australia

    As of now all the international Amazon websites have blocked shipping to Australian addresses (thanks lobbyists). Luckily, though, a wide assortment an extremely limited selection of "international" goods are available through the local Amazon Australia webstore. Are you a Nana Mizuki fan? Of course you are. Previously available direct from Amazon Japan... ... this worked out to be AU$86.71 plus around $15 in postage (though it was much less per item if you ordered a few things together). Amazon Australia is now offering the same concert - still shipped from Japan - for... Wow, thanks, Amazon! Free delivery, too! Fortunately, CDJapan have decided to abide by this new tax tomfoolery.
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    What's on your mind?

    It certainly explains why he is so preoccupied with US forces "pulling out."
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    What's on your mind?

    It'll be interesting to see how thoroughly they enforce this. I don't mind paying GST and I don't mind buying from more expensive retailers (there's plenty of alternatives to Amazon JP), but this scheme could see Australia universally blacklisted as a shipping destination. At least, for packages of less than $1,000. Great...
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    What's on your mind?

    Damn, this is nasty. I use Amazon Japan to buy music that is not even listed on Amazon Australia. Hopefully this won't spread to other Japanese online retailers.
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    What's on your mind?

    FUCK YOU! p.s. i know... "shooting the messenger"... p.p.s. FUCK YOU! In the spirit of helping us both through this difficult time. It’s official: Amazon has saved The Expanse Soooooooooooooooo...we still going ahead with this or what? :D W-Well it's not like I really care or anything, but I've already bought all the candles and I don't still have the receipt...
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    What's on your mind?

    The Expanse just got saved by Amazon.
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    What Did You Watch Lately ?

    Thankyou for that. Now YouTube is recommending videos such as: I feel like I'm about to undertake a grand, yet perilous, internet adventure.
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