So I was working over 100km from home today. On my way back, I call my dad:
"Yo - I'm in Cooma. Want some KFC or some shit while I'm up here?"
"Nope - All good. and don't get anything yourself - Your uncle is getting us KFC for us for dinner while he's up there"
I cruise home. Gets around 6pm, my uncle shows up, and looks at me and goes:
"I thought you were in Cooma tonight?"
"No, but can I guess that means you only got KFC for dad?"
So if you ever see me over-communicate on the tiniest bullshit details, this is why. I've been sick for days, today was the first time I'd eat in 3 days, but I guess it'll now be 4 days