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  1. osama_bin_athlon

    [Syd] Meet 12th July

    I'm game....... ;)
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    [Syd] Meet 12th July

    yeah
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    Hitch hikers

    good luck with that...... I've hitched over much of aus, most problems I found were owing to shitful/drunk/out of it/psychotic drivers - the majority of hitch-hikers are just grateful to get a lift to where they're going. but then, I watched Wolf Creek this morning......
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    r.i.p chrissy amphlett

    DAMN!!!!! what an incredible loss :( RIP
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    school

    My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I sat him down and said "Son, that's three schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't for you." :)
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    chiropractor vs physiotherapist

    obviously you have cancer er...trust me :)
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    deadly

    er, one has no legs, the other hasn't got a leg to stand on, if that clears things up at all........
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    deadly

    Q: What's got two legs and kills women? A: The Pistorius Brothers
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    A horse is a horse, of course of course.

    lol..s'funny Shouldn't that be "Migratory surge" though ? yeh, come to think of it......still, you got a laugh out of it ;)
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    A horse is a horse, of course of course.

    The expected immigration surge of millions of Romanians is less likely now, as we've eaten all their transport.....
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    I'm a Dad!

    sleep while you can!
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    Inferno Cop

    I'm not at all interested in even watching it after what I've read
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    A horse is a horse, of course of course.

    Ha, made me laugh you old bastard.:P And half inched from another forum “I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse..... I guess Tesco just listened! Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh? Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had £5 each way! Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ... I still have a bit between my teeth. A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable. Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF" Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions. Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots.... "To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian"..... A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!" I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres. These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit.... Talk about flogging a dead horse! love your work! :)
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    A horse is a horse, of course of course.

    A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
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    Assange to run for Victorian Senate seat

    yeh, please feed me bullshit, and you might as well fuck me up the arse whilst you're doing it I love being left in the dark and entrusting my well being to some lying maggot
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