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Peter Everett fed me a banana...

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So today, my son and I appeared as guests on a coming episode of "Ready Steady Cook". My son, ever the showman - completely stole the limelight, which I was more than happy to give him. He did really really well, and loved being on tele.

 

One of the dishes I helped cook was banana fritters. Peter Everett - the host - came and actually stuffed the banana into my mouth, with a little ice cream running down my chin - which he then carefully wiped off with a tissue...but it was only as he was dabbing at my chin did it dawn on me what he was really doing...I feel so ashamed...

 

 

The upshot was that we won a new sexy LG microwave oven and six bottles of wine...and it was actually a really fun day! Highly recommend EVERYONE applying to be on the show. You will thoroughly enjoy yourself.

 

For anyone who has actually watched the show - it was interesting to learn that the chefs genuinely have no idea what they will be cooking until the guests empty out the bag of food onto the bench...and that they can throw together (with the assistance of the 'guests') some amazingly tasty dishes, in such a short time - with almost zero preparation.

 

The episode is due to screen sometime around early April.

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Peter Everett, eh?

 

Is he as big a fucktard in real-life as he appears to be on TV?

Not really. A lot of it is put on for the audience - he spent some time after filming to chat with the contestants and their families and seemed fairly normal for a TV celeb type.

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Capcard at the ready.

 

I think Everett butters his toast on both sides, if ya know what I mean.

 

I reckon he'd like to spin your Wheel of Fortune, Phr33x!

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I reckon he'd like to spin your Wheel of Fortune, Phr33x!

awwww...you remembered... <blush>

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Capcard at the ready.

 

I think Everett butters his toast on both sides, if ya know what I mean.

 

I reckon he'd like to spin your Wheel of Fortune, Phr33x!

 

Nah, I'm pretty sure he only butters the bum side...

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One of the dishes I helped cook was banana fritters. Peter Everett - the host - came and actually stuffed the banana into my mouth, with a little ice cream running down my chin - which he then carefully wiped off with a tissue...but it was only as he was dabbing at my chin did it dawn on me what he was really doing...I feel so ashamed...

Should have been Kenny Everett

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You are just the king of TV arent you :P

 

TT, Wheel and now Ready Steady Cook, i love it lol! If you manage to get on Deal or No Deal ill be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous!

 

Well i watch Ready Steady Cook every day shift at work, so ill keep an eye out. But someone tape it and throw it up here i want to see. Also what ingrediants did you 2 have in your goody bag?

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I think that little banana number is a 100,000 YouTube hit in the making.

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