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Sorry, I've always had a love of headlines that can be taken out of context to the story below for hilarious effect.

 

Check this one out:

 

Obama Says McCain Has Erred by Focusing on Change

 

Please! Supply others for hilarity.

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fucking finally.

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fucking finally.

No more bullshit theories, conspiracies, historical revisionism from you?

 

Best news ever!

 

But, I'm only going to ignore one person. And it ain't you. You're too great for comedy value.

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No more bullshit theories, conspiracies, historical revisionism from you?

 

Best news ever!

 

But, I'm only going to ignore one person. And it ain't you. You're too great for comedy value.

Would that be meeko by any chance?

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Would that be meeko by any chance?

Nah. He doesn't make me angry enough.

 

It's not someone you'd expect.

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Nah. He doesn't make me angry enough.

 

It's not someone you'd expect.

I *KNEW* you didn't like me.

 

Even if you ignore me completely, I'm still going to haunt your dreams, Leonid.

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Nah. He doesn't make me angry enough.

 

It's not someone you'd expect.

I'm going to laugh so hard if it's Takoma. And if everyone else adds him to their ignore list.

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Tom or the end ?

Neither.

 

It's someone I've never replied to in my life, nor intend to. This particular person just shits me to tears.

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Now we need everyone to add something he has to reply to so we can find out.

 

So, Leo, err... how about that local sporting team, eh?

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So it's someone in this thread...

 

Aw, hell, this is because I accidentally took his keys 3000 kilometres across the country, isn't it? :P

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Headline: Rybag's Shit Reduces Leonid To Tears!!!

Come on, be honest now. If Rybags shat on you, you'd be crying too

 

/sob

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Don't worry girls.

 

I'll crap in a cup so you can share it! :P

Can I spin your meat while you do it?

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this is great

its like when you're smothering someone with a pillow, all you hear is "mumble-mumble mumble mumble!"

 

be still, it'll be over soon.

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Neither.

 

It's someone I've never replied to in my life, nor intend to. This particular person just shits me to tears.

 

hrm, he's never replied to me that I can remember...

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its like when you're smothering someone with a pillow, all you hear is "mumble-mumble mumble mumble!"

See most of us don't make that comparison because we don't kill people we don't like.

 

:)

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Who gives a toss anyway?

 

Next thing you know, we'll have people starting threads with "Please, please add me to your friends list".

 

FFS, it's still Atomic, not fucken MySpace or FaeceBook.

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Who gives a toss anyway?

 

Next thing you know, we'll have people starting threads with "Please, please add me to your friends list".

 

FFS, it's still Atomic, not fucken MySpace or FaeceBook.

 

oh I agree. Ignoring people or running to the mods are for sissies. And adding people to friends lists are a sign of closet gayness.

 

 

ps, Rybags, I got you on my friends list, add me to yours?

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