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But I can guarantee, when I catch ya (and I will!), I'm bigger and stronger. Those were words of wisdom to #1 Daughter's boyfriend just now. He was being a smartarse, shoving ice down my shirt. As soon as I got up from my chair, he knew it was time to get away. He tried, I'll give him that.

 

He went to their bedroom and tried to hold the door closed, which worked for about 10 seconds. But I weigh 115kg and when I want to come through a door, I'm coming through it. His problem was that once I'd decided that, he was still pushing on the door. Which by that time was about a foot from the internal wall. And then I had him. Poor kid. :D

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Gee mate, I thought you weighed a fair bit less than that.

 

Did you change your routine, and now jump on the scales before you have your morning shit ? :P

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Owned.

 

I cant imagine myself in the same situation; why on earth was he putting ice down your shirt?

Maybe he thought that 1shot was hot?

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Owned.

 

I cant imagine myself in the same situation; why on earth was he putting ice down your shirt?

Maybe he thought that 1shot was hot?

 

 

And really, who doesn't?

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Running into a room where there is no exit. Brilliant strategy.

 

This is like those movies where you see the clueless bimbo running UP steps to escape and thereby trapping themselves somewhere between (conveniently) the 12th and 13th floor thus making it nigh on impossible for the hero to reach her in time.

 

Tip of the day to bimbos: Run away. But run to places where you can ESCAPE!

 

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Reminds me of my mates teenage son.

 

He thought throwing ice water over me 4 times while camping was funny, I warned him not to throw again.

 

His next attempt didn't even hit the floor before I crashed tackled him into a nearby tent and put a choker hold on him while

restraining his legs, something I learned in security training,,,,,,

 

Hahaha, who's laughing now bitch!

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God damn, you oldies sure do get angry.

Quick temper fuses usually come with seniority.

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Just remember no matter how young or fast they are they all have to sleep sometime, and thats when they are most vunerable...........................

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God damn, you oldies sure do get angry.

Quick temper fuses usually come with senility.

 

Fixed

 

Well I was trying to be nice >:

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