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We need a jokes thread..... There are NO JOKES AT ALL, yet.

 

I'll start:

 

2 fish are sitting in a tank and 1 turns to the other and says

 

 

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

 

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We need a jokes thread..... There are NO JOKES AT ALL, yet.

 

I'll start:

 

2 fish are sitting in a tank and 1 turns to the other and says

 

 

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

 

hmm it doesn't seem to tell us it's a spoiler.

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To fish are swimming in a stream and the 1st fish bumps into a cement wall

 

He turns to the other fish and says

 

Dam

 

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Why did the fish cross the road?

 

 

someone threw it :P

 

 

Cos they were having a troutting race?

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Robzy.

 

Funniest fucking response yet!!!!

 

POTM

 

Speaking of POTM... how long has it been?

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Funniest fucking response yet!!!!

 

POTM

 

Speaking of POTM... how long has it been?

 

Too long, especially as this is my second nomination.

 

Which reminds me, I should get OBA to get his old sig going again.

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,

 

"Why is the bride dressed in white?"

 

"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

 

The child thought about this for a moment, then said "So, why's the groom wearing black?"

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Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:

"Man it's hot in here!!!!"

The other muffin exclaims,

"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

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