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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

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A bad golfer goes whack! Shit!

 

A bad skydiver goes shit! Whack!

 

That actually gave me the giggles :D

 

Mental imaging FTW

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This post is rated R, for racsim.

 

 

What's the drifference between a dead kangaroo on the side of the road and a dead aboriginal on the side of the road?

 

There's skid marks before the kangaroo.

 

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Whats the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

 

 

One mucks about the fountain, and the other fucks about the mountain.

 

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Why did the girl fall off her bicycle?

 

 

Because someone threw a fridge at her.

 

 

 

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

 

 

Mechanical engineers build weapons, Civil engineers build targets

 

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do i hear dead baby jokes coming on?????

Uh oh.... UH OH....

*hold's door closed*

THERE COMIMG, RUUUUUUNNNNNNnnnnnn.......

 

*door bursts open, thread is flooded with dead baby jokes*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[begin dead baby jokes]

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do i hear dead baby jokes coming on?????

Uh oh.... UH OH....

*hold's door closed*

THERE COMIMG, RUUUUUUNNNNNNnnnnnn.......

 

*door bursts open, thread is flooded with dead baby jokes*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[begin dead baby jokes]

 

Or not.

 

Not so long ago the community at large decided that we don't do that here, and who am I to argue? Please don't bother posting them here.

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What's the difference between a lecherous pervert and a homicidal psychopath?

 

 

The pervert flashes on the sly, where the killer slashes on the fly

 

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I think 1shot wants this to not contain dead baby jokes, and I think the mods agree with him.

 

Best to start a new thread purely for this, with appropriate warnings of bad taste and offensive humour.

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