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Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, “Ever been picked up by the fuzz?”

 

The other replies, “No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits.”

 

Rob.

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Oh man, old joke is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay old!

I prefer the term "retro" :P

 

Rob.

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Wow. I heard that one back in the late 70s.

 

Also heard a variant which I liked better: same first line, but then "Ow - I bet that hurts!"

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Rob, you're slipping.

 

Usually the title is sets it up, and your post is the punch line.

 

Still... Fucking lol!

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Rob, you're slipping.

 

Usually the title is sets it up, and your post is the punch line.

Variety is the spice of life.

 

Rob.

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Two prostitutes are on a street corner, and one says "Tonight's gonna be a good night, I can smell dick in the air!"

 

The other says "Nah sorry, that was me. Just burped."

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What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

 

Full

 

How do you know when a prostitute is full ??????

 

 

 

 

Her nose is running .

Did you even bother to read the thread?

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I prefer the term "retro" :P

Certainly is retro. There seems to be very little fuzz around these days.

 

Or kick her in the c**t ?

Get it right...

 

How do you make a hormone?

 

Kick her in the genes!

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I prefer the term "retro" :P

Certainly is retro. There seems to be very little fuzz around these days.

 

Or kick her in the c**t ?

Get it right...

 

How do you make a hormone?

 

Kick her in the genes!

 

Ahh that's it..I always say that joke wrong!

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Three prostitutes are sitting in a bar after a long night working.

The first pipes up, and says "I've had so many men tonight, I feel like a bottle of Scotch".

The next one says, "I've had more than you, I feel like a bottle of rum".

The third rolls her eyes, and says "I've had more than both of you combined. I feel like a bottle of Clag"

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Two prostitutes are standing on a corner flapping their lips, but neither are talking.

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