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Dude, we froze our dicks off carrying a bottle of liquid nitrogen through a nightclub.

We're frostbite buds.

 

...is there a cure for that?

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Unfortunate enough that he can no longer masterbate after having his hands chopped off.

 

Why do things always seem like a great idea when you're drunk?

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Yes because we know where it leads.

 

 

Was that 3rd Jager bomb a bad idea ?

 

Hasn't been in the past!

 

You're going to the movies. Jaffas or fantales?

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Because nobody likes you, everybody hates you and that's why you should go and eat worms.

 

Am I right or am I right?

 

-X

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yes, it's in the mail

 

why is shit tapered at the ends?

because you should only shit bricks on special occasions.

 

why is diet ginger beer better then normal ginger beer?

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It's actually due to gravity and the fact that a sphere is the most stable shape as there will be equal forces on most areas of the crust. That said, it's not perfectly spherical as it rotates, meaning that it's flatter on the top and bottom (poles)

 

Have you ever had sex with a Mate, just for the heck of it?

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@mrfriendly tuna mixed with creamcheese on a ham sandwich

 

who thought of a vibrating toothbrush and what were they doing when they thought of it?

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Someone very lonely, and they sure weren't brushing their teeth at the time ;)

 

Why is quitting smoking suddenly called "cold turkey", and not any other food?

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