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Takoma

A riddle for you

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First off, I am a game. Let's get that one out of the way.

 

- I am a sequel.

- I run like an absolute dog.

- I have botched mouse movement, clearly the result of being ported from thumbstick with Ctrl-V and a bandaid.

- I quite possibly the worst dialogue and voice acting yet seen this century.

- I have discarded proper aiming in favour of the point-in-the-general-direction-and-blaze-away method now so common among console games.

- I have vehicles, but they handle so abysmally that you don't actually WANT to drive them.

- My camera judders and sticks like it's a Parkinsons patient covered in honey.

- I am a horrible, horrible port, that has clearly never been playtested by anyone with even a passing interest in games.

 

Am I GTAIV?

 

Fuck no, I'm Just Cause 2.

 

Congratulations, you are the very worst console port since Saint's Row II.

 

This is why demos are God's gift to gaming. Without them, I might actually have bought this stinking, rotten-animal abortion of a product.

Edited by Takoma

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I was going to guess Saints Row II, but it seems we have a new winner. Maybe I need to download this demo and see what the fuss is about hey?

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I just had a play.

 

Looks nice, runs like crap, very inconsistant.

Vehicles undrivable

and the rest tak said.

 

Pity because it's a nice looking game.

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I loved it, game runs at 60fps constant for me.

 

So does GTAIV now.

 

Also, try turning SSAO off...Should run fine on a dual core and a 4870.

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From what I've seen it does, my brothers PC ran it fine after he turned off SSAO, as did my mates. I'll test it on my GFs pc tomorrow aswell, shes running an e8500 and a 5770.

 

And for the record, Saints Row 2 is much, much worse than this.

Edited by nukejockey

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I didn't mind it too much, sure there are some issues with it, but it's just the demo and hopefully they will tweak it before release.

 

@nukejockey:

Agreed, Saint's Row 2 was alot worse than this is currently.

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It runs fine on my old laptop. And it's fun messing around with the grappling hook on planes and helicopters etc while sky diving

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