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just buy it on dvd and 'accidentally' leave it on the coffee table next time she is over

if there is no dvd release, burn the video to dvd and quietly slip it in her bag, make sure to write your name on it

 

that way she has to bring it up

 

just buy it on dvd and 'accidentally' leave it on the coffee table next time she is over

if there is no dvd release, burn the video to dvd and quietly slip it in her bag, make sure to write your name on it

 

that way she has to bring it up

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just buy it on dvd and 'accidentally' leave it on the coffee table next time she is over

if there is no dvd release, burn the video to dvd and quietly slip it in her bag, make sure to write your name on it

 

that way she has to bring it up

QFT

 

just buy it on dvd and 'accidentally' leave it on the coffee table next time she is over

if there is no dvd release, burn the video to dvd and quietly slip it in her bag, make sure to write your name on it

 

that way she has to bring it up

QFT

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just buy it on dvd and 'accidentally' leave it on the coffee table next time she is over

if there is no dvd release, burn the video to dvd and quietly slip it in her bag, make sure to write your name on it

 

that way she has to bring it up

 

just buy it on dvd and 'accidentally' leave it on the coffee table next time she is over

if there is no dvd release, burn the video to dvd and quietly slip it in her bag, make sure to write your name on it

 

that way she has to bring it up

For some disturbing reason, this reminds me of the time I got emailed some compromising photos of a then-friend/now-crush of mine by her then-husband's idiot mates. That was fucking awkward...

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Hmm, awkward. Reminds me of the time I was at a pub in Newie, and the strippers came on (after I'd finished work) and one of them looked awfully familiar. Finally realised she was from my highschool (was only a couple years since finished), never did know her name, but always thought she had a great bod and killer smile. Now everyone knew it. :P

 

During the break she walked thru the crowd to the bar, stopped when she saw me, and decided to come say hi, asking if I enjoyed myself. Suffice o say, I had, and did. Apparently she remembered me. Still no idea why. Started fun, became awkward, and was a fun night again. :)

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I'd let it slide, but I guarantee your next meeting may be awkward. On your end that is. Would only talk about it if she initiated the topic

 

But, let's look at some senarios if it is raised

 

1. You could have sex with her

2. You could have sex with her, while being filmed

3. You could have sex with her, and with another person. While being filmed.

 

If I was in your position, I would casually raise it up over a dare ice coffee, beating around the bush until I get to the root of the cause that has been bugging my mind. In other words, psychologically letting her spill the beans.

 

Rob

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"We're not really close friends, but we catch up every few months. "

I think you need to get over it. they work in pr0n, it happens, otherwise there would be none for us to look at. we would need to read mills and boon.

the chance of seeing some one we know is not going to stop us watching more.

 

if you can't get over it, just say. they'll know you look at pr0n and they already know they're in pr0n so...

 

Prime Minister!

Her "Daughter" ??

 

You kids these days have so much to learn.

 

I thought that was a nod towards "Upstanding Member for Pants".

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... burn the video to dvd and quietly slip it in her bag, make sure to write "I know what you did last summer" on it.

 

that way she has to bring it up

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Two ways to bring it up :

 

"I didn't know you had a twin sister? You don't? Damn, then who is THIS?"

 

"So, been doing some entertainment work recently? Well, I certainly found it entertaining!"

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a little while ago, i went to a friends bucks party where the stripper was the ex gf was one of the guys attending.

 

the ex bf had the shits. the ex gf was loving it because we all knew her, and she made sure to give the buck extra attention :)

 

as for your friend, you'll probably get better traction if you hit it from the side.

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She probably doesn't look forward to these things (albeith that they'll likely happened before).. but TBH I think that's an interesting situation, and would be an interesting discussion. When you're 80 and are recounting that discussion, do you really want the story to end with 'yeah and I never mentioned it'? Bring it up, nicely, politely, be ready to be her friend, but hoenstly I'd be curious to know what she says..

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I'd more inclined to mention it and see her reaction before going too far. If you are a good friend to her, then just mention it and go from there.

 

A while back, my mate had a bucks night so I went as part of his entourage. Hitting one of the joints in the Cross, this was rather ad-hoc planned given how they were bumbling about. One of the girls I seemed to recognise. Only when she turned and said hi did I know where she was from. She had left just before Year 10 in high school and had a nice body and a great smile. We just sat down talking a bit before I rejoined my mates. Ironic that she admit she had favours in high school before she left. :P

 

But as most of the above said, approach it by mentioning it and gauge the reaction from there.

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I'd mention it and make plain that it doesn't bother me and won't affect what I think of her or how much I like her.

 

Personally, I don't like keeping too many real important secrets between friends. If you're not a kleptomaniac or a serial killer, why judge?

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Well coming to think about it this morning, this actually reminds me of a conversation I had with a rather attractive woman I had a crush on in high school. The rumor I heard was that she moved down the coast a bit and became a stripper. She added me on facebook a while ago so I dropped the hint of "So what have you been doing for the past x years since we left high school" suffice to say she didn't mention anything of the sort and I took no further interest in digging deeper into the matter. I think she'll either tell you, or she won't. It'll largely depend upon what side of the fence you're on with her.

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Look at all these people trying to get him to train wreck his relationship with his friend so they can have a laugh at the resulting thread.

 

I love it.

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Porn music ringtone.

 

If when it rings she starts dry humping you, then you will know that she works in the porn industry.

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So, she does porn? Big deal. Get over it, and leave it be. Do you really think she wants to talk about her "job"? She's still the same girl, she just has a different job.

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Awesome thread. Thnx for sharing.

 

See, what you wanna do is marry her, then bring it up first thing in the car when you leave the wedding. Have the evidence on-hand too. And a bisexual porn-star in the car with you. See that way she can't make a run for it. :D

 

I hope you don't feel too curious about this to just drop the issue. You stumbled on some information that you had no prior interest in knowing ... that should be the exact opposite of curiosity. If you feel curious about how she would react to your knowledge ... hopefully she would not be willing to talk about it and would grow increasingly distant from you for bringing it up. If she is willing to discuss it, I would take that to mean that she sees you as not even a friend ... barely even a person ... and thus does not feel threatened by what you see or know about her. Like having a dog in the room when having sex. Leave it be.

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Awesome thread. Thnx for sharing.

 

See, what you wanna do is marry her, then bring it up first thing in the car when you leave the wedding. Have the evidence on-hand too. And a bisexual porn-star in the car with you. See that way she can't make a run for it. :D

You know the OP, might take this advice ?!

I hope you don't feel too curious about this to just drop the issue. You stumbled on some information that you had no prior interest in knowing ... that should be the exact opposite of curiosity. If you feel curious about how she would react to your knowledge ... hopefully she would not be willing to talk about it and would grow increasingly distant from you for bringing it up. If she is willing to discuss it, I would take that to mean that she sees you as not even a friend ... barely even a person ... and thus does not feel threatened by what you see or know about her. Like having a dog in the room when having sex. Leave it be.

I like this ^^.

Seeing as how the girl is someone already a friend, finding out from them what they do for a living is sort of irrelevant isn't it ? The fact that you stumbled on this information has nothing to do with her...

...but everything to do with you bolt krank.

The only way it could be an interesting conversation is if you asked her for a formal interview...and paid her for the privilege of finding out why she chose that field of work.

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Practice these words in front of the mirror in preparation for when you meet her again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm here to clean ze poooool."

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Get a friend (who doesn't know her) to ask for you. That way you remain in the clear (provided your friend doesn't rat you out)

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If she wanted to talk to you about it she'd have brought around the DVD, tissues and a condom.

Fixed.

 

 

Plus, I mean, how do you raise it?

By watching the video in question, I'd say.

 

I'm here all night!

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