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Why did the programmer divorce his wife?

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...give me the cue when I should start a ragequit thread.

How about now?

 

No one has reported it to be moved yet - stick to the script!

 

You've got mail.

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He should have SELECTED a better partner to from a SET with.

 

At least they didn't need contraception, he would just need to ask her to ROLLBACK

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this wins...stolen from the interweb

http://www.codesqueeze.com/the-ultimate-to...ogrammer-jokes/

The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes

1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.

2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

3. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

4. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

5. Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.

6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

7. Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.

8. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

9. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

10. MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (he just lets you use it).

11. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.

12. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

13. The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

14. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

15. Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations…ever.

16. Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.

17. “It works on my machine” always holds true for Chuck Norris.

18. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

19. Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

20. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

21. Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.

22. Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

23. Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

24. Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

25. When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.

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When reading the title, my memory thought this was a robzy thread, but I decided that I would make an exception becuase it wasn't.

 

Maybe I should give you 2-3treets because your joke saved me from being idle.

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When reading the title, my memory thought this was a robzy thread, but I decided that I would make an exception becuase it wasn't.

Rob.

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She didn't commit.

She forked off with another bloke?

 

hahaha nice :)

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When reading the title, my memory thought this was a robzy thread, but I decided that I would make an exception becuase it wasn't.

Rob.

 

I've read this several times now and still can't work out why you were pointing that out.

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