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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.

 

 

 

At first I was afraid...I was petrified.

 

 

 

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I don't want to see a ghost

 

It's the sight that I fear most

 

I'd rather have a piece of toast

 

And watch the evening news

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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.

 

 

 

At first I was afraid...I was petrified.

 

 

 

:P

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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.

 

 

 

At first I was afraid...I was petrified.

 

 

 

:P

 

That you had a ghost...right by your side...

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At first I was afraid I was petrified

Lookin' at the ghost of Gloria Gaynor by my side;

But then I spent so many nights

Lettin' a ghost ride on my schlong

And I blew strong, but the ghost was pregnant all along

And now she's back, from centre link

I just walked in to find her here with the child support papers

I should have called the Ghostbusters

I should have tried to talk using Ouji

If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me

 

 

Go on now go, float out the wall

Just turn around now

'cause the power of christ compels you

Weren't you the one who wailed and rattled chains all night?

Do you think I'd get scared

Did you think I'd lay down and cry?

Oh no, not I. I'll make a wife

Oh as long as I can marry her, we'll have ghost babies alright;

I've got all my life to live,

And you're already dead

You are a ghost, you are a ghost, ha ha!.

Edited by NukeJockey

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