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How long ago did you join Atomic forums?  

248 members have voted

  1. 1. It doesn't have to be exact, just an estimate is okay!

    • Less than 3 months
      2
    • Less than 6 months
      1
    • Less than 1 year
      2
    • Somewhere from 1 year to 3 years
      5
    • Somewhere from 3 years to 5 years
      11
    • Over 5 years
      66
    • Over 10 years
      167


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3 minutes ago, LogicprObe said:

 

No one ever talks about bush/wildfire CO2.

 

<cough>...............if in Sydney to Port Mac....................<COUGHING MY FUCKEN GUTS OUT!>

 

This is actually the first I've heard of it. Are you ok? Why is there so much smoke about?

Did I tell you what Scomo did for me today?

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3 minutes ago, LogicprObe said:

 

What will they find next?

Hopefully my keys.

 

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2 minutes ago, Damo said:

 

This is actually the first I've heard of it. Are you ok? Why is there so much smoke about?

Did I tell you what Scomo did for me today?

 

See me edit..............I'm going to bed soon...............had a few beers...............couldn't use garlic in my dinner because I'm going to the Dentist tomorrow..................and I'm a considerate cunt.

2 minutes ago, twinair said:

Hopefully my keys.

 

 

I hope you're joking because that key thing is bad shit!

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2 minutes ago, LogicprObe said:

 

See me edit..............I'm going to bed soon...............had a few beers...............couldn't use garlic in my dinner because I'm going to the Dentist tomorrow..................and I'm a considerate cunt.

 

I hope you're joking because that key thing is bad shit!

I'm always joking!


Remember when I locked my key in the apartment? Were you there when I needed the get a ladder over the Indian restaurant?

Jesus fuck, yeah that was an edit alright!


Fuck the dentist, he's causing you pain and you're worried about garlic?

I'd be shoving dog shit in my mouth before going in!

Wait...no.

 

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5 minutes ago, twinair said:

I'm always joking!


Remember when I locked my key in the apartment? Were you there when I needed the get a ladder over the Indian restaurant?

Jesus fuck, yeah that was an edit alright!


Fuck the dentist, he's causing you pain and you're worried about garlic?

I'd be shoving dog shit in my mouth before going in!

Wait...no.

 

 

It's a 'she'..........We're the same age and I feel sorry for her because she charges very little.

Unfortunately............she does take a while to do things.

 

edit - yes...........that was a good tale!

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3 minutes ago, LogicprObe said:

 

It's a 'she'..........We're the same age and I feel sorry for her because she charges very little.

Unfortunately............she does take a while to do things.

 

Do you grind your elbow into her snatch?

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4 minutes ago, Damo said:

 

Do you grind your elbow into her snatch?

 

Have you ever been to a Dentist?

 

It's different to a masseur..................

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4 minutes ago, LogicprObe said:

 

Have you ever been to a Dentist?

 

It's different to a masseur..................

 

All of the RAAF ones were hot as fuck. Both elbows out mate.. and we're off and racing.


My ex was a dental assistant and she said they were wise to all the games and sometimes played along.

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9 minutes ago, LogicprObe said:

 

If only life was all beer and skittles..........................................

 

Just think of it like a porno. Walk in, preferably speak mandarin and be like "I've come to cleana ze drills" and she'd be like "oh whoops I think I fell onto this recliner and bumped the button" (except in really deep mandarin) and you're like "My names Chuck and I'm here to fuck"

Then slap bass bounch chicky bounce chicka chicka bounce chicka bounce

And Mrs Wu doesn't charge you for cleaning her smoo.

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1 hour ago, Nich... said:

He took the focus away from the environment, I mean the draughts and bushfires and floods and hailstorms that are making life a nightmare for farmers but have nothing whatsoever to do with climate change, and really, is now the right time to talk about veterans and take the focus off the fire victims?

 

Ahem.

I'd say there's a veteran or several trying to battle those fires to save their community too Nich ... It's always a good time to bring up veteran's affairs ... not their between the sheets time, but their need to live and breathe again as civilians.

 

1 hour ago, Damo said:

Well this was actually in the works for two years now,

Yep.

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IMO most of this conversation could probably survive in WOYM or some other/new thread 🤷‍♀️

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5 hours ago, Nich... said:

IMO most of this conversation could probably survive in WOYM or some other/new thread 🤷‍♀️


This place should be thankful for any conversation, on any topic, on any forum.

I really don't think that this is appropriate to talk about considering there are bushfire victims in limbo at the moment. Please think of them before talking about something off-topic.

Cheers

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