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So, I thought, we all work in IT (well, most of us do), and scammers are forever trying things.....

After sharing a laugh with my colleagues, I thought, there has to be TONS of these out there, so...

 

Shall we share some hilarious emails and scam stories we get? I'll open with this one, that apparently, has lost me my Honor :(

 

Hello.

I do not presume to judge you, but eventually of few cases, we have touchpoint since now. I do not think that caress oneself is very amiss, but when all your acquaintances see it- its definitely awful.

So, what am I implying? You visited the internet with роrn, which I’ve placed with the virus. After you clicked on a video, virus started working and your device became function as dedicated desktop since that moment. Naturally, all cams and screen started recording immediately and then my soft collected all contacts from your device.

I text you on this e-mail address, because I’ve collected it with my soft, and I guess you for sure control this work e-mail.

The most important thing that I edited video, on one side it shows your screen record, on another your cams record. Its very funny. But it wasn’t so easy .

All in all- if you want me to delete all this compromising evidence, here is my BTC account address- 1ALLCkbjXfnKEFLSxVisVMbrAYZWocfVk2 (it should be without «spaces» or «=aquo;,check it). If you do not know how to use it, you can ask google or youtube for tips- its very easy. I suggest, that 305 usd will solve your problem and will destroy our point of contact . You have one day after opening this message(I put tracking pixel in it, ill know when you read it). If you wont pay me, ill share the compromising with all contacts I’ve collected from you.

I do not think that cops can find me for only one day(not even 10 days), so think twice, you can lose your honor. Sorry for misprints, I am foreign.

 

I will admit, I did "visited the internet with роrn"..... My shame knows no bounds.

And I know he's being serious, because my PC does indeed "function as dedicated desktop since that moment."

 

The Shame! :(

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:)

 

Good idea. I've not had any nutty Indian emails of late but I do keep getting constantly told to change my PlayStation password - a bit odd since I don't have a PlayStation :)

 

Cheers

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Nothing amusing that I've kept but annoyingly it seems today I received 3 loosely related new spam from a Wordpress based site.

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yep, my daughter had "wordpress" try that on last week,,,, but she' my offspring, and she didn't even consider biting

 

my best recent experiences are from a debt collection company, but really, apart from being a meticulous keeper of finances, the give away was that my middle name isn't "mikaela"

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:)

 

Yeah, not really a fan of WordPress, but then again I've pretty much always hand coded anyway - must be a masochist :)

 

Cheers

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a "tracking pixel"!!! What will they think of next! :)

 

We had that one come through work recently as well. It's a beauty and caused much hilarity on the part of our Service Desk.

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a "tracking pixel"!!! What will they think of next! :)

 

We had that one come through work recently as well. It's a beauty and caused much hilarity on the part of our Service Desk.

 

I replied from my spamtrap gmail, asking for a link, so I could Show all my mates my "efficient masturbation technique".

 

They didn't reply :(

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Someone at work got this one .. obviously aimed at workplaces with Indians

 

Engraving,

Sorry about this email but I have a complaint to make. My friend said you have beef for lunch at working place. Do I need to educate you that it can be offensive to people from Indian background? I thought Australia is a good country to respect multiculture but you are exception.

I think our minister had made things clear, he said before you go to india, eat your beef in your country.(look at the news I enclosed it for you) Translate in our case, it should be eat beef at home before you come to work. As you know we have more Indian workers nowadays, and look around you we are everywhere. I think eat beef at home instead of at work place will help you living a happier life. I am sure both my motherlands(I am Australian Resident for 15 years) will stand behind me on this.

I think I do not need to say anymore Engraving. Just kindly do not eat beef at work so you can keep Fairwork away. Do you really think Fairwork doesn't have Indian employees?

Engraving please also kindly let your co-workers know about this info and this will make your team happier. Thank you for your time.

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Someone at work got this one .. obviously aimed at workplaces with Indians

 

Engraving,

 

Sorry about this email but I have a complaint to make. My friend said you have beef for lunch at working place. Do I need to educate you that it can be offensive to people from Indian background? I thought Australia is a good country to respect multiculture but you are exception.

 

I think our minister had made things clear, he said before you go to india, eat your beef in your country.(look at the news I enclosed it for you) Translate in our case, it should be eat beef at home before you come to work. As you know we have more Indian workers nowadays, and look around you we are everywhere. I think eat beef at home instead of at work place will help you living a happier life. I am sure both my motherlands(I am Australian Resident for 15 years) will stand behind me on this.

 

I think I do not need to say anymore Engraving. Just kindly do not eat beef at work so you can keep Fairwork away. Do you really think Fairwork doesn't have Indian employees?

 

Engraving please also kindly let your co-workers know about this info and this will make your team happier. Thank you for your time.

 

What was their end game here?

 

There's no chance a change would happen, you cant control what people eat.

They tried with peanuts and schools, and look at the backlash!

 

Not that I actually believe\feel this; but if it's such a problem, maybe this isn't the right country for so many indians?

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We got Indians at work but they aren't particularly pushy with food preferences.

 

I mean, I'd understand if they had a problem with you slaughtering a cow at their desk.....

But you know, there's levels!

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HEY! they re-wrote it!

 

I'm LOVING the attempts at common 'edgy' slang.

 

 

What's up,


If u were more watchful while playing with yourself, I wouldn't write dis message. I don't think that playing with yourself is extremely bad, but when all your friends, relatives, сolleagues get video record of it- it is unpleasant for u.

I placed malisious soft on a web-site for adults (with porn) which was visited by you. When the victim tap on a play button, device begins recording the screen and all cameras on your device begins working.

Moreover, my virus makes a rdp supplied with keylogger function from the system , so I could collect all contacts from ur e-mail, messengers and other social networks. I'm writing on dis e-mail cuz It's your corporate address, so u must read it.

In my opinion 310 usd is pretty enough for this little false. I made a split screen vid(records from screen (interesting category ) and camera ooooooh... its awful AF)

So its ur choice, if u want me to destroy ur disgrace use my bitcoin wallet address- 1LuYWbsnoyAHCwsLTguswPPXgubDA8kLuF You have one day after opening my message, I put the special tracking pixel in it, so when you will open it I will know.If ya want me to share proofs with ya, reply on this message and I will send my creation to five contacts that I've got from ur contacts.

P.S. U can try to complain to cops, but I don't think that they can solve ur problem, the inquisition will last for 5 month- I'm from Belarus - so I dgf LOL

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I just want to point out that this thread was RTM'd, the op specifically.
The report was a piece of spam.

Circle is complete.

 

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Not much to add here.  I've got ISP level filtering which I set to medium which gets rid of most of it.  What it misses I can deal with by filters on the webmail control panel.

Which is nice since it doesn't even hit my local email client though I forget to check the spam box regularly on the webmail page as occasionally a legit mail gets nabbed.
The bulk these days seems to be Sunglasses and Nike with the odd Virgin airlines, fur coat, and winning a Ford, Jaguar or Toyota.

Most recent from the other day.  Talk about lazy:

From:  Store11514 Bos (US Stores) <bos.store11514@us.stores.mcd.com>
To: Undisclosed recipients:;

my english is not very good, please translate this message with free google translator

 

我的名字是远东国际银行中国区执行官兼董事J. Wu先生。

        偷偷写信告诉你,我银行的一位客户亚历山大已经去世,并在他的银行账户中留下了7800万美元的存款,没有任何幸存的亲属继承这笔钱。

 

     他在我银行的帐户目前暂停。 现在,到下个月底,我的银行希望将无人认领的七千八百万美元国家退还给日本政府财政部。

       我是我银行部门的负责人,该部门正在寻找死去的客户的幸存亲属继承这笔钱多年未成功。

          我注意到你们都有类似的姓氏。 所以,我想遵守日本的法律和银行业务,让你成为死去的客户中唯一幸存的亲属,从我的银行继承这笔钱。 我仔细地遵守了所有法律和银行协议。

          这是绝密。 如果你有兴趣,我只期待一个答案

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