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Who the FUCK says I was in a convoy you moron !?!

 

Plain and simple: On the two occasions I worked there I was billeted for want of another word in Georgetown, which is on the other side of the Potomac from the Pentagon, but not far away.

 

They put me there because they had, and probably still have, short term apartments there.

 

What I was doing was not particularly sensitive, not that I can really be bothered remembering details now, as I keep trying get through your thick fucking skull it was a LONG time ago, I have done  a LOT since, but enough that I was escorted to and from work.

 

Never made any sense, but a lot in those days did not. Nothing to stop me going out for a coffee when not working but so far as they were concerned from the time I left home until I returned I had to be chaperoned.

 

So where does that imply I have ever been in a convoy - dickhead, fuck off.

 

Honestly this place has gone to the dogs - talk about hauling dead ashes you are quizzing me other throw away comments from years ago referring to incidental events decades ago,  if that is not pathetic I do not know what is - utterly stupid.

 

Cheers

 

Edit Oh, I actually see what you are getting at, I had completely forgotten that - one morning on the way to work we ended up tagged behind a Presidential convoy, you can't overtake and they don't use the same routes twice if it can be avoided. So, we ended up traveling at their pace, which was sedate. Utterly and completely forgotten it in all the years since.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, chrisg said:

Who the FUCK says I was in a convoy you moron !?!

 

 

 

 

 

You did .

Fuck me if you are going tell huge lies you really should try and remember them when asked. But in your case far far too many to remember.

Dudeworld is like a gold mine of your bullshit life.  

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3 hours ago, chrisg said:

but any skeptic would have to query the timing and circumstance here especially when Trump has been claiming ISIS defeated for a year or so.

 

Well... any rather demented skeptic... certainly.

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It's funny how despite how few members are left, there are two or three folks who seem hell bent on driving others away...

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Hmm,

 

 If so there are a lot of demented skeptics around.

 

I already mentioned the dubious DNA evidence, which no one has bothered to explain but thus far there is nothing much beyond Trump's word that it even happened.

 

The Russians have mentioned that there was no air activity that they observed in the area at all yet the  claim is that Chinooks went in and then after an air strike obliterated the building.

 

Chinooks would have struggled to make that trip and they are big barn doors but perhaps more telling is the lack of evidence of the air strike that is claimed.

 

Trump says he "may" release part of the supposed video which is a bit like when he "may" release his tax returns and there is no body, no pics, no nothing just some obscure pics of places that could be most anywhere.

 

Anyone else you would have little doubt, Trump, no, hell he didn't even get the guy's name right first pass.

 

The fact is the guy has not been visible for months, one scratchy audio that might have been him against a background of his claimed demise several times which ISIS has never confirmed or denied to my knowledge.

 

I doubt it will go away as a question mark until more evidence emerges.

 

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i read in the smh that apparently a spy had earler obtained underpants belonging to the target, that were then used to confirm the splatmark collected after self detonation showed the genetic identity of their mark

 

this allegedly took 15 minutes on site

 

i don't watch csi, but i guess if they can do that in a single episode on tv, it's plausible that they can do it in bumfukistan using a portable device

 

 

however, if as was reported, the crying cowardly dog blew up in the company of some of his children, then i'm proposing with a reasonable working knowledge of genetics that any bodily fluids collected would be a little pre-mixed, and as his children (unless he was being cuckolded) would have his genes, a homogenised collection of offspring would test positive for dad, even if "dad" that detonated was a body double

 

still, who am i to doubt a self declared genius who believes himself ?

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I assume from the sarcasm that you might just view the veracity of the DNA match in 15 minutes in the field with some suspicion ?

 

Methinks Trump might have been binging on NCIS...

 

The TLDR is that evidence of the death might be somewhat unproven or indeed suspect until the evidence is clearer, which it is not. All we have is Trump crowing, which is hardly unusual and a pic of some stuffed shirts some of whom look decidedly uncomfortable sitting around a table partly covered with unplugged Ethernet cables. Whether the last is supposed to add some veracity to it all I have no idea...

 

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8 hours ago, chrisg said:

 

 

Honestly this place has gone to the dogs - talk about hauling dead ashes you are quizzing me other throw away comments from years ago referring to incidental events decades ago,  if that is not pathetic I do not know what is - utterly stupid.

 

 

No, Christopher.

Not quizzing you on dead ashes, or throw away comments. They're not incidental events nor are they events that you somehow now mysteriously have little recollection of due to them being decades ago.

 

In THIS decade, you've told a whole bunch of utter bullshit. Not little white lies. You are fucking making shit up BIG time.

 

Your problem now is that you don't have little teenie-boppers batting their eyelids at your bullshit stories.

They've left. But those of us who've known you were bullshitting ALL along are calling you out on it. Because you've not only crossed wires, but the bullshit you've been telling for years has been disproven time and time and time again.

 

The last massive bullshit story you told here, in like the last 2-3 years was your call up to fly a Mirage in Perth...THAT DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS COUNTRY.

 

Seehund proved it, he actually works with folks who know that you are nothing but a bullshit artist.

 

Now you're crying about being picked on.

 

Stolen Valour is a serious crime, it is a Federal Offence.

 

 

How many times do you have to be called out and told you are flat out lying before you own up and accept it?

 

Your audience on Dudeworld you seem to have forgotten also included a lot of people from here.

You can't keep making stuff up and then just say it happened, when it never happened at all.

 

One thing my old man told me when I was a little kid that has stuck with me throughout my life is...liars have very short legs. Everything catches up with them eventually.

 

 

I mean, if you even had the decency to say look I just like reading books and making up stories, so here's another one.

Maybe one or two people would pull up a pew besides the campfire and listen. But no, you pass this utter crap off as your fucking autobiography.

None of it is true. None of it.

The only truth here is that you are a very sad old man who took advantage of Atomic's young demographic for years. And as I said, those youngsters have now gone.

But those of us who are still here have never believed a single fucking thing you've ever said.

 

You don't know how much of a fool you've made yourself out to be.

Being so intel it isn't even funny, I'd have thought you'd have figured out by now that your bullshit is now stored on the internet forever. And everyone knows your real name.

 

Perhaps you don't care, that just makes it even more pathetic.

 

 

I've offered you to prove to me in total privacy and I will tell everyone to back off without revealing any of what you said, I will just confirm or deny the existence of proof.

 

Those who doubt you will believe me. 

That's all you have to do to fix it all up. Prove it.

Prove ANY of it.

 

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8 hours ago, Kimmo said:

It's funny how despite how few members are left, there are two or three folks who seem hell bent on driving others away...

How do you get that conclusion ? It's funny ( not ) but chrisg says similar stuff lately too ... but only when he doesn't like the way the posts are going. Doesn't matter if others don't like what you or he say though does it ? I mean we've all got the same right to post what we want as long as it doesn't break the FAQ , now haven't we ?

You don't see others whinging about it do you ? They just post or not as they feel . ffs

 

 

4 hours ago, scruffy1 said:

read in the smh that apparently a spy had earler obtained underpants belonging to the target, that were then used to confirm the splatmark collected after self detonation showed the genetic identity of their mark 

 

LOL did smh really say that about the under pants  and a splatmark ? hahhaha

 

Well I hope they really got the bugger. mainly cos whoever it was took the kids with him.

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9 hours ago, Kimmo said:

It's funny how despite how few members are left, there are two or three folks who seem hell bent on driving others away...

This is no laughing matter.

I'm not sorry that my commentary doesn't align with your commentary.

 

If @chrisg feels like driving away, well that would be because he has been caught out being a massive bullshit artist.


If you feel like driving away, well I'd pull you up and ask you why you are driving and not walking and saving the whales and shit.

 


 

You wanna know what the funniest thing is?

Both @Kimmo and @chrisg have apparently put me on ignore...but they keep raging against my machine lololol.

 

 

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You do not give up, do you ?

 

I really do not give a shit what you want to believe and that VERY brief encounter with the ARDU Mirage was a very long time ago as well - to be honest I scarcely remember it in any detail at all.

 

It  was before I moved from SA to WA, which was a quarter of a century ago - see what I mean about dragging up old stuff?

 

When I was telling stories, which I have not done for a very long time, sure I embellished, it would be boring otherwise but the core remains truth unless I said otherwise which if I recall I did a few times. I like telling stories, once upon a time people liked to hear them, but you treat it as some crime - you really are a rather pathetic little creature whom I really don't care to bother with much. Nor do I care to stoop to digging up proof, i would be stretching back a very long time to find any in any event.

 

Get over it, I'm not going anywhere, I happen to like Atomic, some fools excepted.

 

Cheers

 

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, chrisg said:

I like telling stories,

See. I read your full post up there and wasn't going to comment as I figured twinair and hulkster had it in hand . But then I went into another thread where you post longwindedly about guns. And so I'm back here

 

You tell the 'stories' to give you a credibility that members here have either become to disbelieve totally or just look on and laugh, or actually believe. It's the latter that is quite and utterly wrong.

 

These 'stories' are not told as fictional tales. That is obvious by those who respond with belief and you drag them along like a hustler.

I don't think that's at all cool, but hey I guess the FAQ okays it ... so go with the devil chrisg.

 

 

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8 hours ago, chrisg said:

 

 

When I was telling stories, 

 

 

 

Passing yourself off as a paramedic isn't a story chrisg, it's you seeking recognition for being something you are definitely not. Paramedics deserve medals, you fucken don't.

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Oh for goodness sake, I did a paramedic course, a long time ago, I'm no longer current and have never pretended to be. I think half the issue here is you really over look context and timing of my stories. First off I have not bothered with them for years and secondly in most all cases they were recollections from last century.

 

I probably should never have started but who knew there would one day be some ridiculous witch hunt by boring people with nothing better to do.

 

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8 minutes ago, chrisg said:

Oh for goodness sake, I did a paramedic course, a long time ago, I'm no longer current and have never pretended to be.

Straightening out the broken legs of a Harley rider who had an accident - while actual paramedics look on but have no idea how to perform the miracle you performed?

BULLSHIT!

 

I bet there wasn't a fucking accident in the first place.

 

8 hours ago, chrisg said:

brief encounter with the ARDU Mirage was a very long time ago as well - to be honest I scarcely remember it in any detail at all.

 

 

 

Yo, Hardman, this was 2017....that's not what I would consider a very long time ago. How senile are you?

 

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59 minutes ago, twinair said:

Straightening out the broken legs of a Harley rider who had an accident - while actual paramedics look on but have no idea how to perform the miracle you performed?

BULLSHIT!

 

I bet there wasn't a fucking accident in the first place.

 

Yo, Hardman, this was 2017....that's not what I would consider a very long time ago. How senile are you?

 

Fuck, still the funniest thing I've ever read on atomic.

My favorite bit was chrisg saying "eh, lets just drop it"   hahahhahaha

Had tears in my eyes from laughter.  

Caught out big time but still couldn't admit to it LOL

1 hour ago, chrisg said:

Oh for goodness sake, I did a paramedic course, a long time ago, I'm no longer current and have never pretended to be. I think half the issue here is you really over look context and timing of my stories. First off I have not bothered with them for years and secondly in most all cases they were recollections from last century.

 

 

Cheers

Ummm, nope. you were a "para" in 2013.

http://dudeworld.com.au/forum45/index.php/topic,4445.msg54945.html#msg54945

 

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And 2012 . Youd remember this one where you broke both legs and the ambos didn't know what to do so you straightened them out both yourself. Cool.

 

http://dudeworld.com.au/forum45/index.php/topic,4242.msg52285.html#msg52285

 

And again in 2012, still a "Para"

 

http://dudeworld.com.au/forum45/index.php/topic,4175.msg51083.html#msg51083

 

So, no, not stories from last century.  Fucken lies from 5 years ago. Fucken own it.

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11 minutes ago, hulkster said:

Someone watches too many movies and thinks they are in those movies...

 

"I'm getting too old for this shit"

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8 minutes ago, hulkster said:

And 2012 . Youd remember this one where you broke both legs and the ambos didn't know what to do so you straightened them out both yourself. Cool.

 

http://dudeworld.com.au/forum45/index.php/topic,4242.msg52285.html#msg52285

Many years ago, in what I refer to as my adventurous times I had a parachute roman candle on me, broke both my legs and with all due respect the ambos did not really know what to do.

I said oh for Christ's sake, did a long stretch and put them back in place - I seem to recall screaming...

 

Oh Lordy! LOL!

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On 10/30/2019 at 11:25 AM, Kimmo said:

It's funny how despite how few members are left, there are two or three folks who seem hell bent on driving others away...

 

I'm really looking forward to you leaving.

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9 hours ago, Leonid said:

 

I'm really looking forward to you leaving.

 

yes, i guess there's few imperfections that aren't remedied by people leaving

 

personally i hope everyone stays, but i don't rule the planet, nor have delusions my choices are for everyone

 

 

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