SacrificialNewt 46 Posted January 31 Watermelon seeds They're in my big fat belly It's not a tumour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
@~thehung 523 Posted February 1 doesnt like coffee, doesnt like bacon either... cant be serious! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scruffy1 625 Posted February 1 first it was too hot now it is cold and raining and i'm still indoors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 82 Posted February 1 (edited) Goddamn whingeing cat Thinks his life is fucking hell Try paying bills, cat Edited February 1 by Kimmo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
@~thehung 523 Posted February 7 Bainimarama — Secret founding member of Bananarama? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 82 Posted February 7 1 hour ago, @~thehung said: Bainimarama — Secret founding member of Bananarama? That's one of those things That I never even knew I've always wondered Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 82 Posted February 12 Yeah, Mission corn chips From Coles - the chilli and lime Flavour stains my fingers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fliptopia 101 Posted February 12 I read that just now But "flavour stains my fingers" Is six syllables 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 82 Posted February 12 Yeah, Mission corn chips From Coles - the chilli and lime Red stains on my fingers ...dammit! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
@~thehung 523 Posted February 12 Mine fingers stain'ed red 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 82 Posted Saturday at 10:56 PM Just dreamt of Seinfeld Fighting spies with a huge saw Dreams are so damn weird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scruffy1 625 Posted yesterday at 12:41 AM i was fast asleep till a distant barking hound destroyed my slumber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 82 Posted yesterday at 02:55 AM Wow, Trumpist loonies Make cognitive dissonance An Olympic sport Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
