SacrificialNewt 100 Posted January 31 Watermelon seeds They're in my big fat belly It's not a tumour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
@~thehung 606 Posted February 1 doesnt like coffee, doesnt like bacon either... cant be serious! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scruffy1 733 Posted February 1 first it was too hot now it is cold and raining and i'm still indoors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted February 1 (edited) Goddamn whingeing cat Thinks his life is fucking hell Try paying bills, cat Edited February 1 by Kimmo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
@~thehung 606 Posted February 7 Bainimarama — Secret founding member of Bananarama? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted February 7 1 hour ago, @~thehung said: Bainimarama — Secret founding member of Bananarama? That's one of those things That I never even knew I've always wondered Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted February 12 Yeah, Mission corn chips From Coles - the chilli and lime Flavour stains my fingers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fliptopia 215 Posted February 12 I read that just now But "flavour stains my fingers" Is six syllables 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted February 12 Yeah, Mission corn chips From Coles - the chilli and lime Red stains on my fingers ...dammit! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
@~thehung 606 Posted February 12 Mine fingers stain'ed red 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted February 16 Just dreamt of Seinfeld Fighting spies with a huge saw Dreams are so damn weird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scruffy1 733 Posted February 17 i was fast asleep till a distant barking hound destroyed my slumber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted February 17 Wow, Trumpist loonies Make cognitive dissonance An Olympic sport Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted February 20 (edited) Goddammit, arseholes Leave the intersection clear Selfish fucking dicks Edited February 20 by Kimmo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted July 7 Scummo's legacy Avarice and pestilence Decay, failure, doom Fuck Just now, Kimmo said: Scummo's legacy Avarice and pestilence Decay, failure, and doom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted Friday at 12:59 AM Pissing it away Much like a burst water main Potential foreclosed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted Friday at 01:21 AM Ignorance party Dancing in the streets under Sword of Damocles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted Friday at 02:37 AM Stupid, cruel and smug Dunning-Kruger champions Wank in our faces Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted Friday at 03:00 AM It's a fact-free zone Public discourse is derailed Democracy, lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SacrificialNewt 100 Posted Friday at 03:54 AM The haiku is sparse Kimmo needs more company But I hate haiku Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmo 181 Posted Friday at 04:15 AM Freeway to nowhere Strewn with victims of roadkill Andrew Bolt's paradise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
